Here is my stuff. I don't own Hamtaro. OK, sue me! But you don't either so HA HA HA!!

Here Comes Haily

It was a peaceful day at the Ham-Ham clubhouse. Hamtaro was busy trying on his new Santa suit when he heard noises downstairs.

'Probably Dexter and Howdy fighting,' Hamtaro thought to himself and rolled his eyes.

Suddenly, he heard a shriek!

'That's not Howdy or Dexter!' thought Hamtaro frantically and raced downstairs.

There, in the doorway, was a black Hamtarian. She was clutching Bijou and was armed with a sword made of rock and acorn.

"What are you doing with my sweet Bijou?" asked the Boss angrily.

"Taking her."

"But why?" asked Maxwell.

The hamster thought and moment.

"I don't know! The author isn't creative enough to think up a reason!" she said.

"What's your name?" asked Pashmina.

"Comet. Haily Comet."

"You don't look like a comet," observed Oxford.

Haily turned to show them the back of her neck. On it was a shooting star mark.

"Ohhhh!" said Pashmina.

Hamtaro had just arrived.

"You can't take Bijou! I-" Hamtaro stopped. He had almost given away he deepest secret!

Haily eyed him with amusement.

"Hello, Santa! I thought Christmas was two months ago," she said snidely.

Hamtaro looked down and blushed. He had forgotten to take off his costume.

"Oh! Zis is terrible! Let me go you pig!" Bijou shouted to Haily.

"Hmmm. Let me think. NO!" Haily shouted and ran out the door.

"Say goodbye to your French mousy!" Haily cried and leapt out the door.

"Oh darling Bijou, you are so little, yet so brave!" the Boss said and sighed.

"You're a pain ya know that?" asked Panda furiously.

"Bijou!" cried Hamtaro.

Stan slicked back his fur.

"Well, at least we know why that Haily girl stalled. You couldn't keep her eyes off me," he said coolly and Sandy bopped him on the head.

"Idiot! You are such a flirt!" she yelled.

Hamtaro raced out the door.

"Hamtaro! Where are you going?" asked Boss.

"To save Bijou!" Hamtaro stated and leapt off.

Soon he caught up with Haily.

"Smart aren't you?" Haily asked with amusement.

Hamtaro said nothing, but lunged at her. He missed and Haily grabbed his leg. She swung him around and threw him on to a chair. She then delivered several kicks and punched that made Hamtaro yelp.

Just then, Bijou wriggled out of Haily's grasp and smacked her.

"Zis is just terrible! Fist I am flirted with by zy Boss! Zen I am kidnapped, and now my pigtails are ruined!" Bijou complained.

She then turned her attention back to Haily.

"How dare you touch me!" she yelled and whacked her again. She tumbled to the floor and scurried away.

"I'll be back!" she screeched.

"Oh, Bijou! I was so worried!" Hamtaro said.

"Really?" asked Bijou, bating her eyes.

"Yep-P*, Bijou! I thought you might die. Oh, Bijou! I have something to tell you!" Hamtaro said and grasped Bijou's hand-er, paw.

"I love you."

Bijou gasped.

"I love you, too,"

The Boss then strolled up. He had heard everything.

"That's it! You're kicked out of the-" but Boss never finished because Hamtaro sent him flying with a kick.

"Crazy crackpot," Hamtaro muttered and headed back. They then had a party and there was no more trouble.

Or so everyone thinks…

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Author's Notes: Yeah, it's corny, but hey! I think ya might find the next two funny. Please read them.