Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Final Fantasy 8...Capice?

A/N: Well I was going over some things with my friend….when the idea jumped into my head…I was actually pretty pleased with it…Well this is the first chapter…and I hope you guys enjoy it! R&R…it helps…^_^

Warning: There are no serious warnings…except, maybe a bit of language and later on a bit of male/male relations….but who knows? ^_^

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Summary: Squall Leonhart, is thrown into prison by a crime that he claims is false. Seifer Almasy, a lawyer, is placed with Squall's case. Like many of Seifer's cases, the clients are always guilty of their crimes, but being the great lawyer he is, he always find a loop hole to get them out. But for some reason Seifer knows that Squall is innocent…and it is up to Seifer to prove everyone else wrong!

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"We the jury, find the defendant…not guilty."

I had won, yet another case. Was it luck? I don't think so. Just sleep with all the women on the jury…that's my motto. Just Kidding. It gets kind of boring win you win them all, I should say. But at least the money's coming in. And the weird thing about this case was that I knew Brown was guilty. That motherfucker did kill his wife…She strangled herself? Yeah…great lie, fucker.

"Thank you so much, Mr Almasy!" my client said to me.

"Anytime…" dumbass piece of shit 'Thank you so much, Mr. Almasy' you know your fucking ass murdered her.

"Let me take you to lunch!" he begged as he touched my hand lightly.

"Ah…no thanks…," I looked at my watch "I have to head back to my office."

"Oh, thank you , thank you , thank you , thank you , th-" he dropped down to my knees in tears. "Thank you…'

"yeah…uh, your welcome." I struggled to get away from his grasp. "I gotta go."

I closed my briefcase on the wooden table and retreated swiftly from the courthouse.

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"C'mon, don't talk on the fuckin' phone!" I blared my horn. "The fucking light is green!" Damn. That's why so many of you fuckers die…and then you come running to us to help you out in court. You can't talk and drive a fucking car! Shit. The ringing of my cellular phone startled me. I pressed the talk button and placed the phone to my ear. "Uh, Seifer Almasy speaking?"

"Seifer, we need you down at the police station, we got you another case, my man!"

"Nigel…I just got out of a fucking case…Don't I get some kind of fucking break?"

"America needs ya man…and it's your duty as an American citizen to help these people out."

There was long pause before we both engaged in a long stream of laughter.

"Fuck you, man." I replied breathless

"Just get your ass down here, okay?" Nigel to was still laughing.

"Yeah…whatever."

Now what the fuck happened. Some kid "accidentally" killed a neighbours dog? Another guy "accidentally" killed his wife. Oh, Fuck America.

a/n: this is fun…well tell me whatcha thinkies so far, okay? It is up to you people as citizen of the world to help me out! Okay? Hehee…Review, Review, Review! ^_^