Fan Fiction Rap Battles
Episode One : Skeletons In the Closet vs Sweetie's Mansion
(Based off of "Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson" by Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Fan Fiction!
RAP BATTLES!
Hey there, this is Matthais Unidostres, and welcome to the very first FAN FICTION RAP BATTLE!
From "Skeletons In the Closet" by CanzetYote, we have the magical psychic mongoose that defeated an evil spirit: Sunil Nevla!
And from "Sweetie's Mansion" by Moon Shooter, we have the unicorn filly who took on a whole mansion full of evil ghosts: Sweetie Belle!
BEGIN!
Sweetie Belle:
I am the brave wielder of the GDC willing to risk my life for friends.
I'd say the same for you, but you don't have friends!
I'm a video game protagonist, you're just a Houdini wannabe,
You couldn't even turn Fluttershy into a tree!
Are you and Vinnie together? That's very gay.
Your story is scarier than mine? Ha! no way!
Abra-kadabra-alakazam-kazam,
I'll suck you up real quick! You'll be crammed like jam!
Sunil Nevla:
My oh my, we got an kindergartener who thinks he's all the best,
With a knock off Poltergeist 3000 trying to dodge eternal rest.
You're just a little maggot copying a N64 game,
And seeing how Equestria works, busting ghost won't get you fame.
And don't you say that Vinnie and I are together!
But you got a dragon boy, you can't do better.
I got Pepper Clark, she's right next to my face.
But a mammal and a lizard? What a disgrace!
Spike the Dragon jumped down out of nowhere and joined in the rap battle.
Spike the Dragon:
You sick rodent, why did you diss my girlfriend?
I think somebody's jealous 'cause their ghost story won't end,
It took you years to defeat a single ghost,
And you get teased, bullied, and insulted by the one you love the most.
Seriously, grow up, stop using fake card tricks,
You're no rabbit, you should know tricks are for kids
I have to say that gecko friend of yours is indeed gay,
So you two listen up, the closet is that-a-way.
Vinnie Terrio the gecko jumped and started to rap as well.
Vinnie Terrio:
From one lizard to another, SHUT THE HECK UP!
Sunil and Pepper have better looks than you two, so good luck!
You're a unicorn, Sweetie? Those things aren't real!
And old Nintendo game? What a lame thing to steal!
You're such an epic fail you handed Specter success!
Sunil, shall we vanish this pony?
Sunil Nevla:
Yes, let's.
Vinnie Terrio:
Before we beat ya and be done with this, we just wanna remind ya,
The light from Sunil's spell will permanently blind ya!
Alright everybody, that was the first of the Fan Fiction Rap Battles! I have to say, I've been wanting to do something like this for a long time. The authors of this story will be pleased beyond belief because this will naturally lead more people to check out their stories, and it's been shown that Rap Battles themselves are entertaining, so EVERYONE wins with stuff like this. So, leave a comment, tell me who won and which Fan Fictions you want to see duke it out next. Any character can battle, even OC's that the author made just from the story. Hero, villain, anything. So, thank you for reading, and I will see you next time!
