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"Oh dear, God," I muttered looking at the screen. "Twins!" I turned to Hiccup, "I don't know whether to kick your ass or kiss you," I said. He looked at me confused.

"I really didn't want to carry twins. Seriously. Like. Ever. It was a bitch raising our kids one at a time! Two! At once! Ugghhh I'm gonna die… and I'm gonna kill you while I'm at it."

"What is it you're more worried about, the pregnancy, or telling our parents?" he asked with a chuckle and kissing my temple.

"I'm killing you twice now," I said with resolve and closing my compu-orb.

"One for each baby."

"You got it!" I called as he started down the stairs. "And where do you think you are going?" I asked.

"See if I can lure you to your doom," he said taking my hand. "It's safer to get it over with don't you think?"

"I have one question for you, babe," I started. Hiccup looked back at me. "How fast do you reckon Toothless is and can he outrun Anju? Cause at this point, you're gonna need it."

"Astrid, I am just so excited and I can't believe that you are pregnant again, with my children! Every time it's like the first time, because you are you and just so amazing!" he bubbled. I rolled my eyes.

"I swear sometimes I wonder why I did marry you."

"Because you love me," he said, "Though I sometimes wonder if you made a mistake marrying me, too."

I swatted him on the arm.

"Ow! What was that for?" he asked.

"Degrading yourself."

"You started it," he said pulling me close and kissing my lips softly.

"Mmm," I purred, kissing him back, lightly. "Je t'aime," I said.

"Jeg elskr deg," he replied. "Come on, let's go tell them."

"You're making me want to slap you again."

000

I walked into the TARDIS biting my lip and trying to figure how I was going to tell them, but Dad didn't give me the chance.

"So, when should I expect my new grandbaby," he asked. Mom looked up then smiled and returned to her nails.

"How did you know? You aren't even near the computers!" I yelped.

"I can smell it on you," he said. "You're puttin' off all sorts of different pheromones that just scream 'I'm carrying a baby'!"

"That and I saw you on the camera's coming inside and I, being your mother and knowing how you look when you find out you are carrying some particular Viking chief's child," Mom said taking a sip of her tea.

"Yeah… its… twins…"

Mom choked. Dad rushed up to help her while looking at me with big eyes from under very big, imposing, almost accusing eyebrows.

"What!? It's not like while we were making love one night I looked at Hiccup and said 'Hey, babe, let's have twins'! I did not want twins let me assure you that!" I growled putting my hands on my hips and glared right back.

Mom looked at Dad and back at me. "Even though she's ten regenerations younger, you two are obviously father and daughter," Mom said. "She acts just like you, love."

"Feh," he snorted in disdain.

"Well, I love you, too, Dad," I muttered.

"Now that's not what I mean, Lady," he started coming back down to me.

"Please, enlighten me," I said cocking my hip as he strode across the console room to me.

"I do love you, Lady, I just really don't want you to be like this grumpy old man. I love that you are a happy wife, a fierce warrior, but a gentle mother. And so much like your mother, not grouchy old me."

"Dad. I am both of you. Best and worst, I am both of you. And I know you really don't care for Hiccup as much as you did in your previous regeneration but those grandkids you love so much. They are him and me… and so will these two be."

"I know…" he sighed. "I'm… happy for you…" he muttered. I glanced up at Mom as he started away.

"That's as close to an apology as you're going to get," she said filing away at her nails.

"It's a boy and a girl," Dad called from the computers. I glanced down at my abdomen and then turned and punched Hiccup. "You are gonna have your hands full this time Chief. The Lady won't be able to do all the work this time."

"Hey!" I yelped.

"She hasn't the last three times, dear," Mom said from her perch. "Despite what you think, Hiccup is an excellent match and husband for our daughter."

"That's why when she was pregnant with Selen, he let her get captured by Romans, right?" he asked sharply. I flinched. Selen was in her fourth year at Hogwarts but the wounds were still tender and fresh. Hiccup wrapped an arm around me.

"I didn't let her get captured-"

"No he didn't. I went to save our island. The consequences are my own. I had intended to tell him that day that I was with child but the raid happened and I got captured before I could. If anyone's to blame it's me, not him."

"Astrid, it isn't your fault."

Dad actually didn't say anything at this just watched as Hiccup consoled me in ways he knew he couldn't in this form. This form that hated any contact it seemed. I just nodded to him to let him know I understood and let Hiccup hold me against his chest.

"I know. I'm okay."

I pulled away, "Okay you guys. I am going back to the house," I turned to Hiccup, "I told my parents. You get to tell your village, chief."

"Damn," he muttered.

"Hey, all's fair in love and war, babe."

000

I was sitting on the bench and sipping some of my favorite herbal tea watching Hiccup pace, trying to figure out how he was going to tell the village. And his mom. Valka always got over excited when she found out I was pregnant. But luckily when we got home she was out helping the youngsters at the Dragon Training Academy.

"I told Dad and you stood there for that."

"Your mom was there too."

"Ohhh yeah, Bad Wolf and Oncoming Storm for in-laws telling them you knocked up their daughter again… with twins! That sounds sooo much safer," I laughed.

"True but your mom likes me," he countered. I shrugged and draped my arms over the back of the bench.

"But she's still the Bad Wolf who took out an entire Dalek fleet. I'm just saying," I said holding my hands up.

"Eggghhhh," he muttered, before continuing pacing around the room.

"Relax, babe, chances are you won't even have to tell her. You know how our moms are when it comes to their grandkids. Mom probably sprinted out of the TARDIS the second we were out of there."

"Oh gods," Hiccup groaned flopping on the bench beside me, heels of his palms pressed against his closed eyes as he leaned his head back. I chuckled and leaned into him, wrapping my arms around him and nuzzling into his side.

"It's okay. We're gonna be okay. And besides, oh Great Chief, shouldn't I be the one freaking out? You get to walk around the town like a hero again because you knocked up your wife again. Soon I'll look I swallowed a planet and you can puff up like a Scaldrun full of water," I said.

"When do you predict we'll get the first wave?" he asked.

"Three. Two. One," I counted down. And on cue Valka and Gobber both barreled through the door pride and elation coming off of them in waves. Not far behind was Tuffnut and Fiyori laughing.

"Ohhh, I'm gonna be a grandmother again!" she squealed scooping me up into a hug.

"Good job, laddie, two in one go! I'm impressed," Gobber said scooping up Hiccup. We looked piteously at each other. Fiyori and Tuff laughed waiting for their turn to congratulate us.

"Have you thought of names yet?" Valka asked finally letting us catch a breath.

"We just found out about them!" I yelped, glancing at Hiccup. "Ohhh I don't think I can do this," I muttered flopping back. "Can we just go to the TARDIS and let her put me in a Stasis sleep until they are born? And like grown."

"No. If I have to go through this so do you," he said smiling at me and kissing me gently.

I sighed, "Fine."

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