Author Notes: Hi, its me the Konoha ninja! I just wrote this because I thought it would be funny if Miroku were to find Icha Icha Paradise. Anyway so for people who love to see guys get beat-up by girls, I recommend this. RR and Ill give you a cookie!
I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha!
Miroku and the orange book
"I'm so bored! There haven't been any demons around in days! Kagome, are you sure you didn't sense any Jewel Shards yet?!"
"Shut up Inuyasha, stop complaining. No I haven't sensed any yet, so calm down."
said Kagome
"Hey, has anyone seen Miroku?" asked Shippo.
Hey yeah, Where is that perverted monk?
Just then everyone herd a rustle in the bushes.
" It must be a demon. Finally some action!"
Inuyasha jumped unto the bush to discover it was Miroku crouched down and giggling.Like a girl! "There you are! Hey guys I found him…Hey, what's with the stupid book?" Ahhh! Uh.. what book? "Don't lie to me, monk, I saw a book!" But before Miroku could do anything, Kagome snatched the book. "…..!" Her face turned red. So Inuyasha toke the book, and after scanning the page for about three secends, he burst out laughing. So hard he dropped the book. Shippo was about to look but someone got it first.
IT WAS SANGO!
"WTH is this?!! OMG Miroku you are so dead!!!!"
" It's not mine Sango! It's Inuyasha's!"
"Yeah right!!!"
It was a very bloody battle, and Miroku lost. And in the end, he looked like something Kirara threw up and smelled like it.
FIN
Did you like? Its my first fic, so no flames.RR
