The Doctor's POV

"Don't expect much from me, Oswald!" I exclaimed as I paced around her sitting room. Why was I so bloody nervous tonight?

"I'm not!" She called from the kitchen.

"I just don't do 'dates'... So don't be disappointed if it's not that good!"

"Doctor..." Clara started as she entered the sitting room, "I don't care about how good the date is. As long as I'm with you, it'll be perfect."

I raised an eyebrow at her... Seconds later I said, "That sounds cheesy." Clara groaned and rolled her eyes in response. I chuckled before pulling her towards me by her waist.

"What did you have planned?" she asked as she wrapped her arms around my neck.

"I thought it would be nice if I attempt to cook a meal for you. I also found something called a 'Wii-U'..."

"When you say 'found'..." Clara said, cautiously.

"I may or may not have stolen it from a Game shop..." I muttered.

She sighed, "I'm going to try and forget about that."

"I also purchased a game called 'Mario Kart'... God knows what it is. But I thought that you would find it entertaining."

She reached up and kissed me on the cheek, "Sounds good." she walked away from me and towards the bag in the corner of the room which contained the 'Wii-U', "How about you start making the food and I'll set this up."

"Are you sure you can handle such a task?" I questioned.

She glared at me, "Are you sure you can handle the cooking?! Don't burn down the kitchen again!"

"Okay okay." I replied before heading into the kitchen. I muttered to myself, "Now... what do humans like to eat?" I opened one of the cupboards before quickly shutting it, "Hmm...Fish custard?" I paused, "No no no that was the worst part about the previous terrible version of myself..."

Clara's POV

I smiled to myself as I unboxed the stolen Wii-U, hopefully no police would show up tonight. It was our two year anniversary and I STILL haven't told my dad and Linda about our relationship. They still think that I'm just travelling with a couple of friends around the world. The only person who knows about our relationship is Missy... And I didn't particularly want to tell anyone else about it considering that he is an alien.

I bent down to plug the console into the wall and TV and after a few attempts I managed to do it, I then stood up and turned around to be greeted with the Doctor, "God, Doctor! Don't scare me like that!"

He shrugged, "Didn't really intend to. Anyways..." he trailed off, "I'll be back in two minutes. I just need to get something out of the Tardis..." he walked over to the TARDIS in the corner of the room. I looked at him in confusion... what could he possibly need the TARDIS for?

The Doctor's POV

I quickly shut the door behind me and then walked over to the console, "Come on, old girl! What would Clara like?!" the TARDIS was silent... "Ugh, please?" I added, reluctantly. The TARDIS hummed happily in response before turning on one of the monitors. I looked at it in confusion, "And what is that meant to be?"

A message then appeared on the monitor: 'I thought you were meant to be a superior Time Lord and yet you don't know what pasta is.'

"I am a superior Time Lord! I must have deleted what 'pasta' looks like! Just tell me how to make it, Sexy. Don't want to disappoint Clara." the TARDIS remained silent once again, "Please, old girl. It's our two year anniversary. Don't really want to mess it up."

The monitor showed a recipe for pasta with different spices and cheeses. Chicken was included, "Hm..." I muttered, "Seems easy enough I suppose." I memorised the recipe before heading to the TARDIS kitchen to gather the ingredients. Once I had put all the ingredients into a 'bigger-on-the-inside' bag, I headed back out of the TARDIS.

"What's in there?" Clara asked. She was sitting on the sofa watching Come Dine With Me.

"Oh, just a few ingredients." I smiled, "And as I've said before I don't do dates. So please don't expect something extraordinary, I don't really cook either." Clara then follows me into the kitchen with a smile on her face. I place the bag onto the counter before turning to face Clara

She wraps her arms around my neck, "What are you making, Doctor?" she asked with a hint of worry.

"Now now. Don't go snooping around. You'll just have to wait and see... and hope that I don't destroy the food." I replied as I pulled her closer towards me by her waist.

"Well, you did burn down my kitchen trying to make cereal once... I still don't know how that is even possible. But I trust that you won't do it again." she said before leaning up and placing her lips on mine, I instantly kissed back.

Seconds later I pulled away, I breathed heavily, Clara giggled as she said, "Why do you run out of breath so easily?"

"I have to breath! You don't." I said before pecking her on the lips once more.

She pulled away and started to head for the sitting room, "Don't come out of this kitchen until dinner is ready, Doctor. I don't want you to burn it."

I nodded, "Okay. Can you at least get me some jogging bottoms?"

"What for?" she wondered.

"Well... I thought we could just, as you humans say, 'chill out'. Just eat dinner, use this Wii-U thingy and watch TV in our sleepwear."

Clara's smile grew wider, "Seriously? Never thought you'd be capable of sitting still for more than two minutes."

"Only for you, Oswald." I turned to look back at the bag on the counter, I called over my shoulder, "Now go and do whatever humans do."

I heard Clara laugh slightly before she sighed, "Love you."

"Love you too."

Clara's POV

I exited the kitchen and headed for my bedroom, I went over to the dresser and pulled out the Doctor's jogging bottoms. I also took out my blue pyjama bottoms and a black tank top. I tossed the clothes on my bed as my phone started to ring, I took it out of my back pocket before answering, "Hello?"

"Clara! It's Nina!"

"Oh, Nina! Haven't heard from you in a while! What's up?" I asked as I sat on the bed.

"What's up with me? What's up with you?!" she exclaimed, "Why are you still single girl?!"

I bit my lip, "How would you know if I was single or not?"

"Don't lie to me, Clara! I know you! If you were in a relationship you would set your status on Facebook!"

"And your point is?" I asked.

"Well..." she paused, "Me and Adrian want to set you up!"

"Two things. One: You never told me about how you met Adrian and Two: No."

"Answer to One: I'll tell you another time. And why won't you let us set you up?! You need a man in your life, Clara!" Nina stated. I have got a man in my life, thank you very much... I smiled to myself... it gave me a weird feeling knowing that the Doctor and I are the only ones who know about our relationship... Well... and Missy, "Pleeeeaaassee can I set you up, hun?"

"N-No."

"Why?" she paused, "Ooooh... is there another man and you just don't want to tell anyone about it?"

"Of course there's not!" I exclaimed, "Like you said: I would have updated it on Facebook. I have nothing to hide, Nina." Apart from the fact that he is an alien and also many many years older than me.

"I suppose you're right. Then it's settled!"

"Wh-What?! What's settled?!" I questioned.

"I'm going to text Darron and tell him that you're interested!"

"Darron? You mean high school Darron?"

"Yes!" she said, "You had a crush on him, Clara!"

"Emphasis on the word 'had'." I stated.

Then there was silence for a few seconds, "Aaaand... Done! I've texted him."

"You haven't." I said in disbelief.

"Yes I have." she confirmed with a laugh.

I groaned, "I actually can't believe you."

"I'll also inform your parents that you're dating Darron!" Nina exclaimed.

"You will do no such thing!" I stated. Then there was silence again... I sighed, "You've already told them haven't you?"

"Yeah..." she muttered.

"You better tell Darron that I'm not interested AND tell my parents that we're not dati-"

"Oh would you look at the time! It's almost eleven pm! Well I must be going, Clara, see you soon!" she cut in.

"Nina!"

"Bye!" then Nina hung up. I sighed before putting my phone on the bedside table. I would just forget about this for now... Afterall, tonight is mine and the Doctor's night. Noone else's.

I quickly put on my bottoms and tank top before grabbing the Doctor's grey bottoms, I then exited my room and entered the sitting room. At least the Doctor was still in the kitchen, I entered to see him putting the food on plates, "How did you cook this so fast?" I questioned.

"Err..." he paused, "Magic?" I rolled with eyes as another smile made its way onto my face.

"Anyways, here are you bottoms, babe." I tossed them to him and he caught them with one hand.

"Thanks." he replied before putting the, what I assumed was, pasta onto two plates, "Okay. I'll quickly go and get changed and when I get back I can finish off this meal."

I nodded, "Yeah. I'll get the drinks." he exited the kitchen. A part of me wanted to tell the Doctor that it's okay to get changed in front of me. Another part of me didn't want to tell him that. We hadn't progressed too far into the relationship lately, only the occasional kiss/holding hands/hug. Never in front of anyone else though.

The Doctor's POV

I let out a loud audible sigh as I retreated to the TARDIS. I walked towards the console and a monitor turned on with text on it saying: 'Have to asked her yet?'

"Gods, no I haven't asked her!" I exclaimed, "She's going to say no." I said as I placed the bottoms onto the console. I paced around the room, "She's going to say no and it's going to destroy our relationship AND our friendship. Everything would come crumbling down, old girl!"

The TARDIS hummed before a voice interface of Idris/Sexy appeared, "You are in idiot."

"Of course I am!" I exclaimed.

"She won't say no." Idris assured.

I continued to pace around the console, "How would you know that?"

"I don't know that. But you'll never know unless you try."

I groaned, "I'm just a mad man in a box! Why is she still with me?"

"You sound shocked."

"I am shocked!"

"Just ask her." Idris stated, "Or I'll ask her for you!"

I stopped pacing, "Actually... that's not a bad idea."

"Thief, I am NOT proposing for you!"

"Fine! I'll ask her after dinner or something!"

"Promise?" Idris asked.

"Cross my hearts." I assured before the voice interface disappeared. I proceeded to put my bottoms on and a black shirt before heading back out of the TARDIS and towards the kitchen...