Caught and Investigated.
The next world meeting took place in America, and it was scheduled for everyone to show up.
New York was packed, and the world seemed to grow and shrink at the same time.
Then, a discovery was made, put in by an anonymous tip and proof that countries had living personifications. Then, everything went to hell. The media had a flippin' parade. Everyone, who didn't live under thirty tons of concrete, knew that every nation had a personification.
After the meeting, Germany had slid America note.
"Meet at top of meeting building, 7:00 PM."
America put the note in his pocket, and did as instructed.
Germany stood at the top of a building, next to a sheepish American. "...and HOW did they find it out?" "I dunno, dude! It wasn't me! I'm telling you!" "Who would want us caught... Who knows about... Us?" "All our bosses. But they wouldn't go through all the trouble of getting us killed.. Even though we can't be." America chuckled at what could have been called a bright side.
Having caught America and Germany by surprise, Britain slammed the stairwell door. "America, you have a lot of damn explaining to do!" America spun around, preparing to beg. Germany held up a hand to calm Britain. "He didn't do it. But now we must be very careful."
"Um.. Guys.. I gotta tell you something...," America took a deep breath, "I'm being mandated to reveal myself. My boss says it will 'emphasize my country's government's transparency.'" America used air quotes.
Germany and Britain applied terrified looks. "Can't you get out of that?" "According to him? No."
Britain's posture sagged. "We'll all get found out.. systematically. Starting with you."
Germany cringed. "I'll never had solidarity again.. Oh shiesse, Japan will NOT take this well.." "I kinda told him already? He's not comforted either..."
"Vhen's zhe deadline for you to reveal yourself?" A German accent called out, causing the three countries to jump.
"Don't do that Prussia!.. The end of tomorrow."
Britain cringed, and laughed sadistically. "This... This is my last night of living an average man's life!," Britain cackled. "I'm never going to sleep again, fearing the paparazzi to overrun my home!" Britain's broken laughter slowly became sobs.
Germany's left eye twitched. "Gott verdammt!" The angered Germanic yelled.
"I'll never make it to meetings or work on time. I'm no God who needs to be worshipped, I'm just Germany!" "That's what I'm worried about.." Germany looked down from the sky, eyes lain on Canada who had successfully snuck up on the four.
"People seem to always go under my damn rada-" "America!" "Sorry.. Can Adder?" "Canada. Anyways, I'm scared people will be scared. Act harshly. Attempt to assassinate us. Some people won't tolerant of.. Figuratively speaking.. Immortals."
America had stopped listening, and was checking his Twitter feed. America read the tweet's, unaware of everyone gathered behind him, looking at his phone.
-I wanna meet our Nation! #'MericanRepReveal
-I don't think it'll go smoothly.. #'MericanRepReveal
-I'd like to meet him/her packing a 44. Live like an American, die like a redneck.
More nation protests coming soon. #DownWithThePersonifications
America stared worrying at the bottom text. He had smiled when reading the top one. Everyone else shared his reaction.
Now, there were two more unnoticed nations looking over the five men's shoulders.
"Shet." All of the nations jumped. "This will cost a lot of money to protect ourselves now! People will do crap to get us to reveal ourselves!" Switzerland's angered expression was familiar to all of them, but not on this level. "Also, your airplanes suck America." "Oh screw off! Like yours are any better!" Cuba laughed.
Then, the countries, like any unsettling night conversation after a world meeting, went on bickering back and forth. Attempting to remain sane at how much change was to come after tomorrow
Hope you like this story! I know it's an old idea, but I think I can write it.
language key!
Shiesse-shit.
Gott Verdammt- God damnit.
