Disclaimer: We do not own Pokemon
Title:A Series of Unfortunate Events
Summary:It was supposed to be a normal trip to the local bar, but it turns into something far more wild.
Authors: AquilaTempestas, Skarrow, and Lightningblade49
This is pure crack, and is no way meant to be taken seriously and is definitely different from the norm with authors taking turns to write a sentence.
LB49: Enjoy the weirdness.
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A champion, an elite four and a trainer walk into a bar.
Which lead to fifty thousand volts straight to the nipples.
The rampage that followed engulfed the building in flames.
A passer-by tried to help put out the flames but mistook his keg of gasoline for water.
Sydney's fireworks came early.
The drunken patrons who escaped rejoiced.
Giovanni inspected the site.
Unfortunately, Giovanni couldn't find anything good about the place.
The world was soon ravaged by landmines, and their only solace was frolicking.
Lysandre skipped by.
His rad dance skills kept him alive.
He spotted Cyrus doing something strange.
Lysandre inquired what Cyrus was doing.
Cyrus tells Lysandre that he is contemplating the meaning of life.
Doing the sprinkler did not constitute the meaning of life in his eyes.
Lysandre said, 'you are a fool' and went off on his own merry way.
Lysandre failed to see the oncoming baby stroller.
The baby asked, "Are you my new daddy?"
Lysandre was shocked.
He complete missed the holy hand grenade being lobbed by the baby.
"Bye new daddy!" The baby waved.
In the distance, Ghetsis cackled.
As Lysandre's perfect hair was ruined by the holy grenade blast.
Who was soon consumed by a land mine.
Ghetsis grins to himself, pleased with his new plan of wiping out the world.
Soon the world was ravaged by Ghetsis, and their only solace was Taco Bell.
He was now free to run nude on the beaches in front of the Taco Bell store.
Fortunately, it was a nude beach and running around naked was not frowned upon.
Unknown to him Cyrus had survived and was planning an assault from the ocean.
But first, he Cyrus paused at the sight of the Taco Bell.
He felt hungry all of a sudden.
The sweet aromas drawing him through the door and was greeted with the site of Ash behind the counter.
"Welcome valued customer!" Ash greeted. "Unfortunately we're out of tacos. That nude guy bought them all."
Cyrus asks, "Do I have to be nude too to purchase from your shop?"
"No he just brought them all - and now allow Pikachu to show you the door!"
A man cosplaying as Pikachu appeared, preparing to push Cyrus out the door.
Cyrus feels a little disheartened by the fact he is not getting his meal.
Ash did not see his clients grief and ordered the fake Pikachu to use Thunderbolt using a Taser as Cyrus is stunned and thrown out the door.
Cyrus lands on the sand, still hungry.
He sees naked Lysandre race past, and feels tempted to join in the fun.
But the crippling hunger keep him sand bound.
He took solace in the fact the Taco Bell owner would not be joining them.
Ash was seen screaming being chased by a mob of angry customers.
Cosplay Pikachu walking sedately behind taser sparking with every step.
At least today could not get any worse he thought.
He lost conscious immediately due to Ash running in the opposite direction using his head as stepping stone screaming as he ran.
"Why could there not be girls at this beach when I set up shop!"
The trail of tears following Ash as the angry nude mob chased.
Fake Cosplay Pikachu continued to follow at a steady pace, knowing he was doing a bang up job for his master.
Now it was time to collect the body.
Gasping, Ash jolts up from his sleep.
Ash grabs his head in pain seems like he had too much to drink last night.
"What a weird dream, I thought world went to hell and who were those people?" Ash said grabbing his head.
"Hey there!"
Ash swiftly turns his head and sees something from a nightmare.
"Id like some more of your chicken tacos please!" Inquires the naked ginger-headed man laying beside him on his bed.
The site did not compute with him so he did what came natural in this situation he screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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[LB49: Weird right lol, Reviews are much appreciated.]
