Link sighed to himself. What was he going to do? This was his Second year in College…. And he still didn't have a boyfriend. I mean, what was the problem? He was hot… muscular, well fit, good smile…

"My Din Link… Stop moping. Hey! I'm alone and you still don't see me complaining… Do you?" Zelda nagged at him.

Zelda was Link's best friend. She was his 'Hag', as many people called them. They did nearly everything together. They went Clubbing, went to school sports games, they even went together to a school 'dance' once… but it wasn't really… Well…. fun. I mean, Zelda WAS a girl. And Link was… well…

"Yeah, but it's different for me cause I'm…"

"I'm gay. After all, I am a fairy and all. Geez, how many times are you going to use that excuse? We should take you out and show you a good time!"

"No thanks Zelda… I'm not really a party boy." Link added in a sigh. It's true… Whenever he went to a place like a bar or club, he always ended up in the corner, NOT socializing with anyone. Sure, there were very cute boys there. Sure, there were one or two that asked him to dance or grab a drink with him. Maybe Link was just sigh. Or maybe, he just wasn't into sleeping with some random guy that he BARELY knew.

"No thanks? You need to just relax, Link." Zelda sauntered over to Link, and began to stroke his golden blonde hair. This is what Zelda usually did to comfort Link. And for some odd reason or another, It always did make him feel better. Although to anyone other then these two, it looked VERY strange.

Link though back to his days in high school. Those were the best time of his life. He had a sweet boyfriend, too. He was this smoking hot little blonde that had spiky hair that defied the laws of gravity… And an ass that with just one look, would leave Link in a puddle on the floor.. What was his name? Claude? Ah, yes, it was Cloud!

Link snapped back to reality.

"Yeah… alright Zelda, but only if we go together…. Your not ditching me like you did last time!"

Link remembered that one VERY clearly. Zelda melt this guy named Tyki. He was just SO taken away by his charming, almost vampire looks, that she ended up leaving Link stranded at a bar for 4 hours. Inside, Link was still a little upset about that.

Zelda squealed in delight. "YAY! You won't regret, I promise. There's this new place that just opened up down the street! I think was called something like… The Demon Pit!"

"Is it…?"

"Yes, it's a gay bar! Where else would we go?"

"Then Zelda… why would you want to go? You KNOW that no one is going to hit on you there."

"It doesn't matter. I love Gay guys! They're so sensitive to my feelings, and so considerate… of course once they found out I don't actually have a penis…. They stop hitting on me, But the attention is nice!"

Link laughed at this remark. For some odd reason or another, Zelda was really good at Cross Dressing. Like, really GOOD. Actually…the first time they met…well, that's a story for an another time!