Return of Tawna
One day, Crash and his sister Coco were looking at the sunset on the coast of their vacation spot of Avon, NC. Coco then speaks "This is beautiful." She looks at her brother Crash. "What's wrong, oh brother of mine?" Coco said sweetly. Crash then speaks up. "When I first defeated Dr. Cortex, it was to save my girlfriend, Tawna. She then fell off the balloon we were riding on, and I never saw her again. I can still see. The sun setting as the ..." " balloon drifted off." Crash then turns around to see Tawna. Coco also turns around. "Tawna!" Crash said. "I recognize that voice anywhere, but I thought you were..." "No. I landed into a pillow and mattress factory. Lucky huh? Here. I go you some Koala Cologne." She then sprays it on, and then hearts are hovering over Crash (not literally). She then looks over to Coco. "Who are you?" Tawna says. "I'm his sister." "That's nice, Carol," Crash says. "I'm Coco." Coco says.
That night, Crash and Tawna announced their wedding for the next day. The next day, Coco was walking to the bathroom when she overheard Tawna. She took out her laptop and pulled out the microphone. "This is great, Dr. Cortex. Sorry you couldn't make it to see the death of Crash Bandicoot," Tawna says. Dr. Cortex? Coco thought. "Yeah, thanks for the workup, now that I have the poison lips and the super strength, I can kill him," Tawna said. "Aha," Coco said softly.
After they were in the middle of the wedding, where the guy says "Is there anyone that thinks that these two people (or marsupials in this case) should not be joined in holy wedlock?" Coco shouts, "Yeah, I do! Listen to this." She then plays back Tawna's conversation with Dr. Cortex. "You little b..." Tawna says, but is interupted by Coco, who says, "Uh-uh-uh. No swearing in a church." "She's lying, watch," Coco says. She then puts a cat up to Tawna's lips, and then to everyone's surprise, it dies. "Tawna, why?" Crash said instantly. "Because," Tawna said, "you let me fall to my death, yet I lived. Now I will kill you, you piece of..." "Hey Tramp," Coco says. Tawna turns around to see Coco with a steel box as she throws it at Tawna. She's knocked out cold. "Oh," Coco said, "it's Coco."
One day, Crash and his sister Coco were looking at the sunset on the coast of their vacation spot of Avon, NC. Coco then speaks "This is beautiful." She looks at her brother Crash. "What's wrong, oh brother of mine?" Coco said sweetly. Crash then speaks up. "When I first defeated Dr. Cortex, it was to save my girlfriend, Tawna. She then fell off the balloon we were riding on, and I never saw her again. I can still see. The sun setting as the ..." " balloon drifted off." Crash then turns around to see Tawna. Coco also turns around. "Tawna!" Crash said. "I recognize that voice anywhere, but I thought you were..." "No. I landed into a pillow and mattress factory. Lucky huh? Here. I go you some Koala Cologne." She then sprays it on, and then hearts are hovering over Crash (not literally). She then looks over to Coco. "Who are you?" Tawna says. "I'm his sister." "That's nice, Carol," Crash says. "I'm Coco." Coco says.
That night, Crash and Tawna announced their wedding for the next day. The next day, Coco was walking to the bathroom when she overheard Tawna. She took out her laptop and pulled out the microphone. "This is great, Dr. Cortex. Sorry you couldn't make it to see the death of Crash Bandicoot," Tawna says. Dr. Cortex? Coco thought. "Yeah, thanks for the workup, now that I have the poison lips and the super strength, I can kill him," Tawna said. "Aha," Coco said softly.
After they were in the middle of the wedding, where the guy says "Is there anyone that thinks that these two people (or marsupials in this case) should not be joined in holy wedlock?" Coco shouts, "Yeah, I do! Listen to this." She then plays back Tawna's conversation with Dr. Cortex. "You little b..." Tawna says, but is interupted by Coco, who says, "Uh-uh-uh. No swearing in a church." "She's lying, watch," Coco says. She then puts a cat up to Tawna's lips, and then to everyone's surprise, it dies. "Tawna, why?" Crash said instantly. "Because," Tawna said, "you let me fall to my death, yet I lived. Now I will kill you, you piece of..." "Hey Tramp," Coco says. Tawna turns around to see Coco with a steel box as she throws it at Tawna. She's knocked out cold. "Oh," Coco said, "it's Coco."
