Disclaimer: Sadly Oda-san wouldn't give me One Piece.
"What the hell?!" A man with an abnormally long nose screeched. Before him, on the deck of the pirate ship he called home, lay two soaking wet bodies. Identical bodies. Without a single difference.
Both males wore a red vest with gold button, knee length jean shorts with frayed ends, East Blue sandals, and a straw hat tied around their necks. Both had matching scars with two stitches just beneath their left eye.
Beside the long-nosed pirate stood a well-built man with short, meadow green hair, who was just as wet as the two unconscious boys. He was equally as shocked to see two beings looking exactly like his captain lying in front of him, however, he didn't voice is surprise.
An orange-haired woman and a raven-haired woman, both curvaceous, walked over with curious expressions and looked down at the two. Looking over to the green-haired man, the woman with orange hair asked, "Which one's Luffy?"
He shrugged his shoulders. "Dunno. I just pulled them both up." The woman responded with a hum and frowned.
"We need to figure that out."
"Nami," The long-nosed man called. "Why don't we just wake them up and ask?" Nami scowled.
"Usopp, do you really think the imposter is gonna say so when he's somewhere he doesn't belong?"
Before Usopp could reply, the other woman spoke. "Nami-san, it may be worth a shot. The imposter might not act like Luffy-san."
"See?" Usopp said smugly. "Robin agrees with me." Nami stopped scowling and looked at the two hammers who'd just fallen into the sea and sunk.
"I suppose. Zoro," She said turning back to the green-haired man. "Wake them up." She ordered. Zoro shot her a quick glare before walking in between the bodies and slamming a fist into their stomachs.
Both immediately seized up then rolled onto their sides to rid their lungs of water. Once they were done, they shot into sitting positions and, in unison, yelled, "What the hell'd you do that for?!" Each sending Zoro, who was crouched down, a glare, though the boy on Zoro's right had a far more intense glare then the boy to his left.
Before he could answer, however, the two beings realized there was someone beside them with the same voice and turned to look at each other. The boy on the left's eyes shown with confusion while the one on the right's eyes widened out of him glare in surprise and happiness. He launched himself at the boy beside him and wrapped his arms tightly around the other's neck. Zoro quickly moved out of the way and returned to where he'd previously stood.
"Luffy!" The boy, who was now obviously not the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates, shouted happily, his voice taking on a slightly more feminine tone. The force of his hug sent them both back to the floor, but neither seemed to care.
Nami's eyes widened in surprised as the boy latched onto her captain. "I guess that solves the mystery of which one is actually Luffy." Robin nodded.
"Now the question is, who is the other boy?" she added. Looking from her friend, who gasped, she returned her attention back to the two, and her eyes also widened. The boy who'd jumped on her captain, was now peppering his face with kisses.
Luffy weakly tried to fend off the kisses being placed on his nose, eyes, forehead, and cheeks. "Hey! Stop it!" He half-heartedly cried. To Luffy's surprise, he did stop. He stood up then pulled Luffy to his feet before enveloping him in another fierce hug.
"Lu, it's been so long! I've missed you so much!" The boy cried out, his voice now distinctly more feminine.
Usopp stared in utter shock. Slightly turning his head to his crew mate, but not removing his eyes from the pair, he warily asked, "Does anyone else find it strange that Luffy is actually okay with all of this?" He waved his hand toward the boy who'd probably being breaking Luffy's bones, if he weren't made of rubber, with the amount of strength he was hugging Luffy with. Usopp knew that if his captain truly didn't want the boy touching him, he wouldn't be doing so.
"Hey, what's going on?" A small voice interrupted before Usopp could get a response. The little blue-nose reindeer had been in the infirmary grinding up herbs when he'd heard shouting.
At the same time he stepped out, a door to the left of him and a door below him opened to reveal a blond man with a spatula in his hand, and a blue-haired cyborg with engine oil across his front.
Usopp glanced back at the newcomers. "Chopper, Sanji, Franky, we have an intruder who's hugging the crap out of Luffy."
All three looked at the pair that was the object of their crew's attention. Chopper, the reindeer, and Franky, the cyborg, stared in shock while Sanji, the blond, scowled.
"Another guy?" He said in disgust.
He was about to turn and go back into the kitchen, but before he could, Nami cleared her throat, earning everyone's,save the boy hugging her captain, attention.
"Luffy, who is that?" She said, pointing to the boy. Luffy cocked his head to the side so he could see his navigator.
"Huh?" He said in confusion, as if noticing for the first time that there was someone else around other than the boy still attached to him. "Oh, this is my sister."
Silence followed the statement. Even the sea seemed to quiet in shock that the being who looked like a male in every aspect, was actually female. The silence lasted only a moment before cries of shock broke out over the crew.
"Huh?!" Nami yelled.
"Y-your s-sister?!" Usopp stuttered.
"That's a girl?! Super!" Franky yelled.
"The hell?!" Zoro exclaimed.
"A maiden!" Sanji swooned.
"Oh my." Robin chuckled.
"Ehhh?!" Chopper cried.
"Yohohoho! Might I be allowed to see your panties?" Asked a skeleton who'd been quietly sitting in a corner watching the whole ordeal. Nami snapped out of her shock and punched him in the head.
"Brook, stop being a perv!" she screamed. At that, the girl holding the Straw Hat Pirate's captain turned her attention from her brother.
"Oh! I'm so sorry! I haven't introduced myself yet." She said, she voice still sounding slightly male. A smirk appeared on her face as she remove the straw hat from around her neck with her left hand. She crossed her arm across her flat chest and the straw hat turned into a black fedora. As she bowed lowly, her sandals shifted into mid-calf length, gladiator shoes, her shirt and shorts shortened and turned black, and her already raven hair grew. Her waist shrunk, arms and legs grew slightly longer and more slender, hips grew wider, and her chest grew to rival Robin and Nami's.
"Hello." She said she voice completely devoid of any masculinity. "I'm the one who's going to become the pirate king, even if I have the kill my stupid brothers. I'm the sister of 'Fire Fist' Ace and 'Straw Hat' Luffy." She stated proudly then stood up straight, her raven hair flying to her waist. The trade mark 'D' smile graced her lips. "My name is Monkey D. Lena. Nice to meet ya!"
Hey! So this is the rewrite of Luffy's Sister. If you read it, Thank you for being patient with me and reading this one. Unlike Luffy's Sister, I knew where I want to go with this story, though I don't have an exact end. I hope you all like this chapter and decide to continue open with my story. Favorite. Follow. REVIEW!
Ja ne.
