Being a halfblood... SUCKS. You would understand if you had just gotten beat up by a dude the size of a tractor trailer, while hoping the entire time that he isn't mortal only to find out that he is. Then after this dude finishes beating the snot out of you... boom old beef head just pops up again. Yeah the friggin' Minotaur... AGAIN! That was my third time killing him but this time sucked because I did it to protect that stupid bully who calls himself Fuego. Then after I beat the minotaur and ran from Fuego (what Zeus always says not to take out my wrath on humans especially college-age ones) I got to my dorm just in time to see that I had a missed call from my girlfriend.
Wait maybe I should explain a little bit. After I became the Hero of Olympus, I finally got the courage to ask out Annabeth. Our relationship was pure bliss... that lasted almost a week before she dumped me saying that she needed someone more mature. So heartbroken and empty-pocketed I made my way back to Olympus draggong the dead corpse of Khione she tried to convince me to kill myself at the wrong time. So after I beheaded her... not on purpose but as a reflex i sliced without looking. So as I approached the cup-bearer aka the guy at the desk he let me through no questions asked muttering something about insolence.
As I rode up the elevator I thought about what this decision could possibly do to me but I didn't care Annabeth was my only reason to stay after 5 minutes of terrible 60's music I arrived at Olympus. As I passed the small homes of the godlings and nature spirits. On the way i passed this teenager who when i looked at him, he immeadiately reminded me of Annabeth n just as a guy he had all of the features i figured her son would have. He was very handsome actually. The only thing he said to me was,"Dont worry Perce she was just the beginning by the time I'm done you'll be sexist lady killer, you'll be so cool even mom'll let you tap that." When i didn't reply he said " Dude I'm just kidding gods, like my dad would even go for that. But really get ready... and you'll have tons of time on your hands." Then without warning he poofed into smoke. After thinking for a second I realized that I had just spoken to the god of love Eros.
So I slowly but surely climbed the steps to the hall of the gods with the corpse of Khione behind me. As I boldly entered the hall all of the olympians became very silent but I could see traces of anger on the faces of various godsmand goddesses. I could tell that I was the topic of their last dispute. I came to the feet of lord Zeus and bowed before him. Then I began with, "Lord Zeus, I am sorry for the unrequested arrival on my part but I would like to ask you to re-open your previous offer. AS all of you say I am much to powerful to live as a mortal, so I come before you and humbly ask for the one gift that all heroes wish for the gift of godly-hood."