He duct tapes himself onto a chair,

He doesn't like being called a kitty.

He lives in a stylish, sweet new place,

In the middle of New York City.

He's a 'catch', a dude - at home and work,

Coolness filled to the brim.

He's a dad, but here's the fact:

His daughter takes care of him!

He might call himself, a 'ladies' man',

Wedding bells have rung, of course.

Twice in fact, but the sad tale is,

Both ended in a divorce.

He might seem childish, immature,

But he's famous, now there's a twist...

He's got the talent, got the smarts,

He's a mystery novelist!

He shadows a very pretty cop,

In the station and on the streets.

The detective's name: Kate Beckett,

She was the muse for Nikki Heat.

At first, they totally hate each other,

Then a friendship slowly blossoms.

And then of course, it turns to love,

Their relationship is awesome!

This guy himself is pretty good,

He's paid to think like a villain.

And often, it's through his ideas,

They catch the guy behind the killin'

By now you would have geussed who he is,

He adds lots of humor to a hassle.

'Awesome' describes him fully,

He's Richard, Richard Castle.