Ok so, I got this idea when I made a joke about Ichigo's hair. And then that's when imagination took over! So, here we go!

I don't own anything, just my joke on Ichigo's hair!

Ichigo sighed exasperatedly as he looked at the scene in front of him. He was on a construction sight, which was also a demolition sight. As he watched, buildings were being hit with wrecking balls, as dust and debris lay scattered as far as the eye could see. Ichigo sighed again, thinking irritably, "How the hell is this going to help the Soul Society?" He cringed as yesterday's events flashed back into his memory. Kempachi and the rest of squad 11 had decided to get drunk in the afternoon, and as a result, had ended up destroying half of the Seireitei. Instead of taking the blame for it though, they pinned it on Ichigo, saying that him and Kempachi got into a fight. And so, by order of the Head Captain, Ichigo had to work in the World of the Living and was stripped of his Soul Reaper duties. As the sound of a whistle went off, Ichigo sighed once again, but this time in relief. He threw off his helmet and walked away from the construction site.

As he walked, he noticed cars driving in the same direction as him, but he ignored it. Then, when he turned, the cars were still following him. Ichigo looked back and soon noticed that the cars were going the same speed as him walking, which was very slow. Ichigo glared at the drivers before yelling, "What the hell do you guys think you're doing?! Stop following me!" The drivers looked confused as to the accusations. One of the drivers stepped out of his car, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly, "Um, you mean you're not directing traffic?" Ichigo looked baffled, and screamed, "NO, I'M NOT! What the hell gave you that idea?" The driver pointed and said, "Why, your hair of course! Its so bright and orange, almost like a sign." Instead of Ichigo trying to explain himself to the man, he put his head in his hands and screamed all his frustrations away. The scream was so loud, that all of Karakura Town heard it.

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