Creative Ways to Kill the Characters of Wicked/ Creative Ways to get the Characters of Wicked to Kill You. Thank you to elphiesglinda for giving me number 10 on Elphaba.

Frex-

1. Let Elphaba find him, that's all you need to do.

2. Tell Fiyero Elphaba suffered child abuse.

3. Tell Glinda that his little bald head once had pink hair but he hated it so much he blew it off with a torch.

4. Tell him you ship three way Wizard, Doctor Dillamond, and Frex like I do.

5. Say Melena chose a weird salesman from a strange land across the mystical sea over him, a weird guy with a hat from Aladin in a weird maroon robe. 6. Dancing on Graves- just sayin'. (See Ultimate Queen of Cliffies Frex Hunters series to understand)

7. Tell him Nessa is locked in a closet, and when he opens it to let her out push him in and set it on fire.

8. Ditto number seven with lots and lots of water, wow that doors mahogany- it's not letting anything though. (Frex drowns)

9. Go to the Grand Canyon and use Nessa's wheelchair to roll him off the edge and say. 'Nessa happens.'

10. Give Elphaba a really sharp pointy object and put Frex in an arena with her and see what they do.

Morrible-

1. Send anyone after the fish, they all hate her in the end. That's all I need to say for her.

Elphaba-

1. Put her in a room with a makeup stand and Glinda.

2. Tell her the Wizard is her father, she will most likely from continuous studies have a heart attack.

3. Tell Fiyero she cheated on him with Avaric.

4. Tell her it looks like she dug up her dress from a thousand year old Vinkun grave.

5. Tell Glinda that she loves the color pink and it was her guilty pleasure all through college.

6. Tell her you ship Gliyero with a passion.

7. Imitate her cackle. I just dare you. It's her natural laugh and she can't help it, she'll probably murder you.

8. Show her RENT and say that lesbian thespian reminds you of her minus all the green stuff.

9. Look at Chistery and then say, "FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY!" She couldn't help it, she has the emotional range of a teaspoon.

10. Death by chocolate? Nah, not Elphaba- Death by shopping. (With or without Glinda, preferably with.)

Fiyero-

1. Crows. Crows everywhere.

2. Sing if only I had a brain

3. Push him off a cliff when he's admiring himself in a mirror.

4. Sing, "You're only brainless, never the wise." (If you can't guess the tune... Shame on you.)

5. Get Glinda to take him to Victoria's Secret, tell her to make him pay and make Elphaba walk by the store so she sees him 'flirting' with the girl at the cash register.

6. Say you want to 'defy gravity' with him. See how he takes it. Run if Elphaba finds out.

7. Tell him he should be a scarecrow for Halloween, he looks the part.

8. Throw a lion cub at him and say. 'Oh, you're bleeding.'

9. Say you can dance better then him.

10. Strap him to a 1000 pound anchor and say Elphaba's waiting for him at the bottom of the ocean so they can 'defy gravity' together.

Glinda-

1. Tell her you hate pink, it's worse to look at then Morrible's face.

2. Put black hair dye in her shampoo bottle.

3. Say that if the can hold her breath for 5 minutes she gets a pink unicorn with glitter glue.

4. Pop her bubble, quite literally.

5. Stalk her to find out if the Gelphie rumors are true.

6. Tell her that she looks like Elphaba did her makeup that morning.

7. Lock her in a room with Boq.

8. Say you wish Nessa would happen.

9. You can also push her off a cliff while she's admiring herself in the mirror.

10. After you do that say she should've chosen to Defy Gravity with Elphaba.