Locked in – Part 1
Authors Note: So I was desperately trying to find ideas for a story to write, seeing as I'm not writing any right now.
So when I need inspiration, I read other peoples stories – NOT to steal there ideas. I in no way steal peoples ideas knowingly.
I don't think there is a story like this around on fanfictiondotnet, so I just thought of this.
I usually write about serious stuff and cases and what not.
So, I just decided, why not write a more of a humorous type story involving the team members?
I hope you enjoy this.
I have a banner here and thought the picture I used was perfect for how it shows people's backs to each other and sort of against the group, so if you could check it out here...
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Alright... here you go, Review please!
PS- I understand that they probably wouldn't crack like this. It is for pure comedy.
** i WAS THINKING, BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DONT HAVE THE TIME TO REVIEW AND STUFF..
caps was just to get your attention! Let's make up a new thing if you liked it, just hit the little 'review' button on the bottom of the page and type in GJ! or MS!, just so I knoew people are intrested. 'GJ' stands for 'Great Job' and 'MS' stands for 'More Soon'. Please at least do that!
JJ walked into the office, furious about what had happened the other day, what had been happening. Rossi and his big ego, Hotch and his ego, Morgan and his big-headedness, Prentiss and her tough womanness, Reid and his stupid intellect. She walked straight into her office, not caring if anyone knew she was bad. Because she wanted them to know.
Penelope was doing her own thing. She was mad about yesterday, well the past few days. Derek not listening to her, Rossi acting his superior, along with Hotch. Emily acting like a brick wall and Spencer just talking so much. She was bummed with the situation and hated being mad at them, but she was.
Dave had already been in his office, he watched JJ storm in hers and scoffed. JJ was pissing him off even more. She was trying to level off with him the other day or something, he didn't understand, Penelope was being cheery again, Morgan was acting like he was all-that the past few days, Prentiss was pretending like nothing ever bothered her again, and Reid wouldn't shut up. He wanted to rip his hair out because of the past few days.
Aaron looked at JJ stomp up the stairs and rolled his eyes. Wondering why she's so mad. She's the one that was questioning his decisions non-stop the past few days, Garcia was even questioning his authority. Morgan was reverting back to not taking orders, Prentiss acting like she's the superior one, Reid spitting out facts that no one on the planet cares about. It sickened him.
Derek leaned back in his chair. He was angry about Hotch getting on his case the past few days but smirked at JJ. He was pissed at her leveling off with Hotch because he is right, not her or Hotch. Penelope was giving him the cold shoulder, Rossi was acting all superior and all 'oh wise one' again, Hotch wouldn't listen to him, Prentiss was acting like a man, and Reid can remember everything he says or does. He wanted to give them all a piece of his mind.
Emily looked around the room. Sick of JJ's preciousness, Penelope's giddiness, Rossi's stupid wisdom speeches, Hotch's lectures about what's right and wrong, Garcia's preppyness and Morgan's big head the past few days. She wanted to scream on the top of her lungs and just tell them to shut up.
Spencer pretended to look at his book as he noticed JJ rush past them with a look of hatred on her face, wondering what does she have to be mad about. She's the one that acts innocent and caring all the time, but she doesn't even care enough to talk to him. Garcia was happy again and was shutting him out, Rossi wouldn't listen to his input on slaves today, Hotch snapped at him because he was giving him information he needed, Morgan was acting like he knew it all, which was certainly not true. He wanted to prove to them all that they are juvenile.
Each of the team members weren't acting like much of a team for the past few days. All for different reasons, all of which were idiotic and baby-ish ideas. Strauss saw that and knew she had to do something about it.
"Who they hell didn't make more coffee once they finished the first?" Derek Morgan said loudly as he furiously put the empty glass coffee pot into the machine. Emily and Spencer looked up at him and Penelope froze in her spot. Derek looked at the three of them. "It was you, wasn't it?" he scolded Spencer.
"Hey, Derek. Calm down a little bit, okay. I'm sure it wasn't Spencer." Emily said in Spencer's defense.
"Oh, I know it's him. He drinks 5 cups of coffee a day!"
"Derek, calm down..." Penelope spoke up.
"No. Penelope, you haven't talked to me all freaking weak. Don't you dare chime in now." JJ glanced out of her office and saw Derek on a rampage, pointing and screaming at Spencer and then to Penelope, she walked out of the office quickly.
"What is going on here?" JJ asked as she walked over to the scene at hand.
"What's going on here!" Derek mocked. "Don't come and defend little miss drama queen!" Hotch and Rossi both stepped out of there offices and looked at each other, then walked over to them.
"Morgan, you need you calm down." Hotch spoke.
"Don't you come in here all high and mighty to save the day like you always do!" Derek spoke to him.
"This is not the time and place for this." Hotch told him. "If you need to get some air, be my guest."
"You'd like that, wouldn't you? Let's all gang up on Derek Morgan. He's strong. He can take it!" Derek said loudly.
"Get out of this building." Hotch told him sternly.
"Guys, just quit it!" JJ told them. "You're acting like a bunch of babies!"
"They're acting like a bunch of babies?" Emily spoke without thinking. "You're all like 'oh, look at me, I'm just a precious little blonde'!"
"Well at least she has feelings." Penelope mumbled.
"What?" Emily asked as she put her index finger on her ear. "I can't hear you miss 'Oh I'm so happy all the time because I can't face the truth'!"
"All of you, shut up." Rossi said, everyone looked at him.
"What? I didn't hear you 'oh wise one'!" Derek said loudly.
"Derek, stop talking like you're so smart." Spencer spat out.
"Shut up, you're like a worthless dictionary no one cares about."
"You're an asshole." Emily told him.
"Hey, hey!" Hotch said loudly. "We need to talk this out like adults."
"Oh, right we should totally listen to you because you're so superior." JJ said in a sarcastic tone.
"That's because I am superior. I am your boss."
"Superiority is not adult like." Penelope said.
"I'm surprised you actually stay alert enough to understand what people are talking about." Spencer mumbled.
"Oh, shut up Mr. know-it-all!"
"You shut up." Spencer said, that was all he really knew to say at a time like this.
"Are you going to listen to him? Or try to level off like you're smarter then him?" Derek scolded JJ.
"You know what, shut the fu-" JJ began to say, Everyone was immediately quiet when they heard the heals of Erin Strauss walk down the stairs and past them.
"I'm going out for lunch." Erin Strauss told them, it was only 9 am and she had different plans.
