"Hey is that a hamburger you have there?"
"Yes."
Does it have cheese on it."
"Yes."
"Well then it's not a hamburger is it? It's a cheeseburger."
"Ok, and your point is…"
"Is it good?"
"I don't know because you won't shut up long enough for me to take a bite."
"…"
"…"
"Now that you've taken a bite can I have some?"
"No."
Well, why not?"
"Because I believe it is mine. I bought it and so yes, it is mine."
"Bliiiinnkkk….."
"No."
"Bliiiinnnnnk……."
"No."
Bllllliiiiiiinnnnnnnk……"
Stop whining.'
"Please? I am so hungry"
"Could you please just let me eat my lunch in peace? Wait, what are you doing."
"I have five dollars. I will buy that hamburger off of you.."
"Wait, I thought you said it was a cheeseburger."
"That's beside the point."
"Mush, if you have five dollars, why don't you just buy your own cheeseburger."
"…"
"So, go buy your own."
"Fine then, if you don't want to share with me."
"You're just mad because you didn't think of it."
"Shut up."
"Here, you really want a taste?"
"Ye-mpphh "
"There, how was that?"
"Good, but I don't like onions. Your breath stinks."
"…."
