Hey people! This is a random oneshot that I came up with after reading a random thing on someone's profile. It's basicly this story, but not MR, its Boy and Girl, and what Fang says in his speech thingy is basicly word for word, but it doesn't mention Max in the normal profile one. Anyhoo, I think its grand, and I hope you enjoy it!!!

This is set in STWAOES, after Chappie 19 (The Cave scene), but before they go to Dr. M's... Max and Fang are searching for a house for the flock to live in, and then this occurs... Why my brain comes up with this stuff, I don't know...

-Hannah and Gromitt

Disclaimer: I technically don't own this story, or Maximum Ride, but I own this blend of stories!


"Fang" Max said randomly. They were in a cave, looking around for a house for the kids. "Do I ever cross your mind?"

Fang automatically responded. "No"

Max frowned slightly. He had kissed her a few days ago in this same cave. How did that work? She waited a few minutes before asking, "Do you like me?"

Fang looked at her, stared into her eyes. "No."

Things kicked into high gear. Questions and answers were fired quickly, and responded to quicker.

Max asked, "Do you want me?"

"No"

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No"

"Would you live for me?"

"No"

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

Max paused before asking her final question that would make or break everything. "Fang, choose - me or your life"

Fang looked her in the eyes, and told the truth.

"My life" he uttered.

Max ran to the edge of the cliff and flung herself off, barely remembering to unfurl her wings before she dropped too low. As she flew away in shock and pain, Fang ran to the cliff and flew after her. He just kept yelling out to her, his explanation....

"Max, the reason that you never cross my mind is because you're always ON my mind!

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you Max!

The reason I don't want you is because I need you!

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left!

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you!

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you!

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!

Come back Max! I'm not good at long distance relationships!"

Max came to a sudden stop and suddenly plummeted from the sky. Fang dove and caught her, just a few metres from the lake they were over. She was laughing her a*s off. "What is so funny?" Fang demanded, concern filling his voice, even though he was holding back emotions.

"YOU! You completely ruin my self esteem, tell me that you'll never want to be in a relationship with me, and then yell that speech!" she giggled. Fang raised an eyebrow. He knew she wasn't done.

She was in hell done.

She then collapsed in a heap, yelling "And I got your entire mushy felly speech ON TAPE!!!"

Fang felt himself pale. Tape? Like, BLACKMAIL???

He decided there was one thing to do.

Fang pulled Max up from the ground, pulled her close to him, and wrapped his hands around her waist. He heard the tape recorder drop to the ground. One thing to complete the perfect distraction. Fang brushed a strand of hair from Max's eyes, and kissed her. She gave in almost immediately, and began to kiss him back passionately.

Something happened there for the first time, under the stars and the full moon...

Something the Flock will never know about.

Something MAX will never know about...

Fang sneakily kicked the tape recorder backwards into the Lake...


An Deireadh....

REVIEW! I'm gonna put up chapter 2 soon!

Hannah and Grommit