Guy yawned loudly as he opened a cabinet, seeking some breakfast. Unfortunately, a fly flew out, indicating that no food occupied the empty lumber container. He sighed, frustrated. He would have to go shopping this morning.
Before he left, he waited for Lee. He wanted his young student to accompany him. Suddenly, the smiley sensei gasped as Lee walked out of his room.
"Hello Guy!" he smiled. He was dressed in an orange ninja suit. His black hair was spiked up, and he wore his ninja headband on his head rather than his waist. He had even waxed his eyebrows so they weren't bushy.
"Cough…um, hello, Lee," Guy said, startled. "Why are you dressed like that?" Lee blinked.
"Oh, you mean my clothes! Well, I decided that I should have a change in wardrobe." Guy blinked a couple more times, getting used to the appearance.
"Well, my apatite's been…dampened. Why don't we just skip straight to training?" Rock Lee followed his mentor out into the training hollow, where they often went.
"Now," Guy started. "Today I'm going to teach you…"
"Wait," Lee interrupted. "I'm not really in a taijutsu mood today. Can I learn the Rasengan instead?" Guy coughed, surprised.
"Um, well, that requires a large amount of chakra. An amount that is so large that…" Lee felt tears coming to his eyes.
"What are you trying to tell me?!" he demanded. "That I don't have enough chakra?! Waah!" Lee dashed off into the village. Guy hollered after him.
"Wait! Where are you going?"
"I'm leaving you! I'm going to see if Kakashi can be my sensei instead!" Guy face-fell, flabbergasted.
"Well," he muttered. "That was…weird."
That night, Guy went to the bar for a drink before bed. When he entered, he gasped as he found Lee, drooling on a table. The sensei dashed over to his student.
"Lee!" he cried. "What happened?!"
Rock Lee looked up. "I decided to preparing for my missions a different way."
"By getting intoxicated?!"
Lee then shut his eyes and starting taking short, quick breaths. Guy started squealing.
"No, Lee! I won't let you die…Lady Tsunade can…"
Guy's alarm then sounded as he woke up. He clutched his forehead.
"What a weird dream…" he muttered. Getting up and dressed, he walked into his kitchen, and opened the pantry. A fly flew out.
Suddenly, a voice was heard around the doorway. "Hey Guy, check out my new perm!"
It was then said that the rest of the day, Guy ran around the Hidden Leaf Village, secreaming.
