I A Family
Hoenheim was in his study reading. After Al had gotten his body back he and Ed had rebuilt their old home in Risembool and their father had come back to live with them. Ed still wasn't happy about that, but he was really pissed off when he had heard about Envy. Hoenheim had invited the homunculus of his first son to live with them as well. He had done this so he could keep on eye on him, and Envy had accepted so he could kill him someday.
He and Ed got into fights constantly, and Al always ended up having to get their father to break them up. Hoenheim had been enjoying one of the nice quiet moments in his study when he youngest son knocked on the door.
"Dad?"
"What is it son?"
"Well..."
Al scratched the back of his head and a loud crashing noise could be heard from downstairs. Hoenheim sighed and closed his book. It had been a few weeks since Envy came, and they still weren't getting along. He was getting tired of this, but he was glad that neither of them hadn't gotten seriously hurt.
He went downstairs and looked around at the seen. Nothing had been knocked over (yet) but he saw Ed wrestling with Envy on the floor. At first it didn't look to serious, but then he caught a glimpse of Ed's transmuted automail blade.
"Edward, William*" he said sternly
That caused them to stop and look at him.
"You two know the rules, no fighting in the house"
They both glared at their old man, but broke it up. Hoenheim sighed and shook his head.
"I just don't see why you two can't get along. When I was your age-
"Ugh, dad don't start that was four hundred years ago, literally"
Ed clapped his hands together and transmuted his automail back to normal. Then he grabbed his red coat from the rack.
"I'm out of here"
"Going to see your girlfriend pipsqueak?"
Ed turned red and glared at him.
"She's not my girlfriend! And don't call me pipsqueak!"
Envy smirked and shifted into Winry.
"Is that so Edward?" he said mimicking Winry's voice.
Then it launched into a full bickering match. Both of them spoke at the same time, and Ed spoke fast so it was pretty much impossible to understand them. Al stood by Hoenheim not sure what to do. They occasionally made out a few insults like "Shrimp"and "Palm tree", but that was it.
"Uh, should we do something?" asked Al.
"It should be over soon" said Hoenheim.
"Oh yeah by the way some girl called, she wants her body back" said Ed.
Then he ran out the front door shutting it behind him. Envy was really pissed by that last insult, but he just stormed off to his room and slammed the door shut. Hoenheim sighed.
"How long is this going to last?" he thought.
But they were family, and family doesn't always get along.
Author's Notes
Uh, yeah just another thing I came up with. Please review (no flames).
*Envy's human name
