Yo! I've decided to start a new fic. It's based on a dream that I had. This is the first fic in a series I'm starting called the Life Lessons Series. This is also my first fic since I deleted my other ones. Basically, Sonic and co. are left to do laundry. Look at my profile for bios of my characters.

Pyre and Sabel belong to me, but Sonic, Shadow, and Amy are Sega's. Enjoy!

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"Guys, I'm going to the mall, and you guys have to do all of my laundry as punishment for breaking my new glass chao statue." Amy said crossing her arms.

"Then how come Sabel and Pyre aren't here? They broke it, too." Sonic pouted.

"Well I didn't catch them," Amy said 'matter-of –factly'.

"But why am I here. I didn't even break it. I just happened to have Chaos Controled here right when you came in." Shadow argued.

"Well, you were there", Amy turns to leave,"It better be done before I get back."

"Bullshit…"

"What!?"

"Bean dip!" Shadow said quickly.

Amy suspiciously walked to the door and opened it. "Arrivederci!"

When she left, Shadow glared at Sonic. "This is your fault, you blue booger."

---Flashback---

Sabel, Sonic, Pyre, and Tails were playing football in the living room.

BAD idea.

"Down, set, hut," yelled Pyre, throwing the ball to Sonic.

Sonic ran to the touchdown mark: Amy's new glass statue for the garden.

BAD BAD idea.

"Touchdown", yelled Sonic, doing his victory dance. Pyre soon joined him, making small fireworks with his fire powers.

"OH YEAH! Go Sonic it's your birthday!" Sonic threw the ball to the floor.

The ball bounced and hit Amy's statue. Glass was all over the floor.

"Look what ya did, jackass. If Amy sees this, she'll skin us alive," Sabel stated.

After about a minute, everyone realized the truth in what Sabel said. There was another silence, until they all screamed like little girls.

"AAAHHHH!! SHE'LL KILL US", Tails said putting his hands on his cheeks.

Suddenly, they heard the door open. "I'm back", Amy sang.

"AAAHHH! She's back! SCATTER!" Pyre yelled.

He ran to the window, hoping to jump out. Sabel also squeezed into the window, only to find out that she and Pyre were stuck in there.

"Guys? Where are you all?"

"She's coming! Move your fat asses!" Sonic says, "You know Sabel, you can just stay there..." He snickered.

"PERVERT!!" Saphire yelled, kicking Sonic in the face.

"Hmmm", Amy thought, "Maybe they're on one of the other floors..." She walked into the elevator.

"UGH! Forget this! I have a better idea..." Sabel said, pushing herself back inside.

She reached into her vest and pulled out a white Chaos Emerald.

Sonic then realized what she was doing.

"Hey! You're not going to just warp out of here and leave us are you?"

Sabel paused, then put a finger on her lip, then started thinking. "You know? I was just going to use Chaos Control to fix the statue, but your idea was better. Wow Sonic! I never knew you had it in you!"

She gripped the Chaos Emerald and yelled, "CHAOS CONTROL."

She disappeared in a white light.

"Way to go, dipshit!" Pyre grabbed Tails and jumped out of the window.

"Guys? Is that you all down there!?" Amy called.

Sonic was about to jump out when...

"CHAOS CONTROL!"

Shadow falls on top of Sonic. Amy walks into the room.

"Oh there you are, Sonniku my Love. Hey Shadow!"

Amy walks forward and hears a crunching sound. She looks down. "Hey that looks like my Chao statue. And that looks like your football, Sonic..."

She looks closer at the glass.

"WHAT THE HELL!?! THAT IS MY STATUE!! SONIC! SHADOW!"

"It's not what you think, Amy... actually it is... but still-" Sonic was cut off.

Amy let out a high pitched, wild jungle screech. "EEEIIIIAAAIIIIEEEEYAAAA!!"

[THIS SCENE IS CENSORED FOR BLOOD, VIOLENCE, AND VERY EXPLICITE PROFANITY]

---End Flashback---

"Hehehe..." Sonic took one step away from Shadow.

"Well, we'd better get started, faker." Shadow growled.

"..."

"What are you looking at me for, loser?"

"I just thought of something..." Sonic got an evil glint in his eyes.

Well... that was it. I'll probably be updating this fic every other day because of school and such. I'm working on getting a pic of Pyre and Sabel up on the web so if anyone knows a site where I can do that let me know.