Announcement!


It was more than five minutes that I had lost my gruffy voice in my throat, my eyes with dark circles under it were trying to adjust with the bright pink sitting opposite my face. I was trying to recall the conversation I had minutes back with my father. When everything came back rushing to my head, my mind was spinning in circles. "No" I yelled and went under the covers. "Listen to your father Law" my father Doflamingo was smirking I could feel it. I had returned home from late night duty from the hospital and fell asleep as soon as I graced my bed. But come early morning this father of mine stormed into my room and dragged me to sit up.

The first thing I hear is, he talking delirious words. My father who is too tall with his skinny legs sat on my bed in front of me folding his legs and sipping green tea. The words he said resulted in the condition I was now in. "Trafalgar my youngest boy, I have a surprise announcement for you," said the man clad in pink fur. "It's either surprise or announcement father-ya" I mumbled. "I have arranged your marriage finally" my father clapped his hands in excitement. "I am gay, I won't ruin a girl's life by marrying" I scolded back. "Wait for the surprise my lad!" my father seemed just too happy.

"You recall the name Monkey D Family?" my father asked tapping his finger on his cup. "Yeah what of them?" my dead mother and the dead daughter-in-law as well as the matriarch of Monkey D family had been sorority sisters and ended up making weird promises- that one day they would marry their children to bring their relation a title. The marriage was probably to happen between my elder sister Perona and the eldest Monkey son Ace. But my elder sister ran away with love of her life and Ace-san too married some princess who was his childhood sweetheart. So the promise fell on me but since I am gay and D family has no daughter the marriage would never happen. Why was this pink joker talking lemons here? "Well Monkey D family has three children you know?" my father smiled "Get to the point or else I am sleeping" I warned my father.

"Remember Madame Sharley who's every prediction is correct?" "Yeah!" apparently that woman predicted my parents' marriage, my sister, and my gender before birth and even my mother's untimely death. "She had told me that my son would be gay and one of the Monkey kids was to be born gay" my father is getting too old to believe in this shit. "Hence you see the second son Sabo has married a commoner, a girl last year, which leaves us the youngest Monkey D." my father was really going mad. "You are telling me he is gay" I raised my eyebrow. "We don't know his orientation yet" my father gave a nervous laugh. "Explain" I was smelling trouble.

"Hmmmmmm, you see he is a little young to be attracted sexually or fall in love to any one" my father was really joking. "How old is he?" I asked. "Here take a look" my father handed me a photograph. I took the photograph and was pulling my hair next moment. In the photograph, there was a three year old boy with jet black hair, huge black innocent eyes, bigger grin than his face and a strawhat bigger than his head. This was a fucking child! "What the fuck is wrong with you? I am not a paedophile like you father-ya" I slammed the photograph on my bed.

My father burst out laughing I wanted to kick him of my bed. "Look at your face, its hilarious! That's the only photograph I could manage of his. He is not three but thirteen" My father laughed. "Thirteen? What is wrong with you? He is a child; I am seven years older than him!" I was yelling now. "Listen to me angry young man! I spoke to the lad, he agreed to marry you. So his grandfather Garp and I we arranged the ceremony this Sunday" father was giving a huge grin now. "You tricked the boy to say yes. His grandfather agreed to marry his grandson to a gay guy seven years older than his grandson, the ceremony is on Sunday. What is the hurry and why are you doing this?" I asked as everything seemed fishy.

"Your fiancé is a bit naive and innocent, there have been too many attempts to murder him by the local goons under Blackbeard, Garp is the Vice-Admiral in the army and Blackbeard is his enemy. As elder grandchildren moved out of the house, the boy is practically alone. For his safety marriage seems perfect!" My father was not lying. "But how can I marry a minor and it's fucking child marriage!" I yelled. "We have a rule in the constitution; arrange marriage can be done for minors by parents if both the groom and bride, or grooms or brides agree to it. It will be a legal marriage, but you can consummate the marriage only after the set age by the marriage contract" "When did this rule pass?" "A year or three back" my father had pulled strings I could see it.

"Even if I don't want to, I have to marry him?" I asked. "Yeah, he is a nice chap my son" my father laughed. "Oh son, I forgot, your fiancé is a little wild child" "You mean spoiled rich brat?" I hated that kind. "No, wild! When he was three he wandered off and was raised by Mountain Bandits and lived with them for seven years. His godfather Shanks and his father Dragon found him and bought him back. So he has no manners like us elites" okay so youngest Monkey D was really a monkey. "I think I can live with that" I was tired to fight back. "And he is coming tomorrow to our house! Treat him well, I am going on a business trip, I will come on Saturday, should I buy your wedding attire?" okay so now my father was trolling me.

"No I will find it myself please, but why is he coming four days before the wedding?" I was really confused now. "You see Ace-san and his wife will rush with an army to kill Garp and Sabo-san with his wife will pull strings to stop the marriage. They have not been informed yet so Garp wants to rush the boy to our house before his protective brothers kill you or Garp" I could really see what was happening, my father and Garp had decided this wedding for years before and now they were in hurry, so they suddenly rushed to a date to marry us so that his own son and grandsons would reach the ceremony only on the appointed day. This was going downhill. My father stood up and gave a victory sign and waved me bye when something hit me. "But father-ya what's my little fiancé's name?" I asked. "Monkey D. Luffy" was the reply I got.


I was standing in the biggest and most expensive Kimono selling house. I was informed moments after my father left that I was to choose my wedding Kimono. I was expecting suits but then again nothing was normal with my family. The designs and fabric were all picked up by my elder sister Perona who had mailed the tailors her instruction. My closest friends and classmates were gaping at me with wide eyes. They had known me since childhood. A sudden marriage was last thing they expected from a man like me who was as calculative and planned as his father. "What are you three gaping at?" I finally gave in.

"Let us make it clear, we really don't understand what you are doing" Sachi frowned. "I agree with him" Penguin nodded. "My father arranged my marriage with my mother's bestfriend's son" I spoke. "You agreed with that just like that?" Bepo my huge friend asked. "Trust me I didn't" I frowned back, while the girl was taking measurements of my tall body. "How old is the boy?" Penguin asked. "He is thirteen" I went and sat with them on the sofa and picked out the black material for my kimono. "You don't plan to force the boy on wedding night right?" Bepo asked with little anger in voice. "No! Are you mad? He is a child, god knows even if he is attracted to men!" I frowned back.

"As expected from Trafalgar here" Sachi patted me. "But eventually you will want to have sex right? You are a man of need too" Bepo informed, as if I was not thinking that. "I guess I will stick to my hand for a while until my husband comes of age" everyone started to laugh at my joke. But I had made my mind, once I married no matter who the person was I was going to be faithful. "How does he look, your fiancé?" Penguin asked. "I have no idea, but I can bet he has not grown cuter from this stage" I handed them the photograph my father gave. "Haha, seriously the child is cute" Bepo burst out laughing. "Law, I have a feeling he will be hell lot cuter than this" Penguin smirked and Sachi nodded. "Are you meeting him on the wedding day?" Bepo asked. "No, he is coming here tomorrow" I sighed. "All the best" my three friends said in unison.


Next day in the morning I was standing at the gate of our Manor and waiting for my little fiancé. I did not know how he looked now or how tall he was. All I knew he was coming alone with four of his personal bodyguards and special guards appointed by his father. I was expecting seven or eight cars for his protection. I was dressed in a black hood with yellow smiley and black feathers around the neck and my spotted jeans. My father had warned me not to scare my young fiancé with scary smiley hoods or my patented spotted fur hat or cap. Besides me stood Akainu my father's secretary, our cook Pan Fry, Tashigi my childhood friend who was studying in the police academy, five maids and two butlers.

I was biting my lips and hoping that my finance was actually not three year old; my father had a twisted idea about jokes. Penguin, Sachi and Bepo had to complete practicals, so they left me at my own misery. Next moment Akainu informed me that my fiancé had arrived and would enter our estate in minutes. If I was calculating correct than the car would reach our gate by three minutes. But three minutes passed, the car was far from the site. Akainu looked confused too, he was a smart man hired by my father for his cunning mind. A fear also crept in if the so called Blackbeared Goon were trying to kidnap my fiancé.

After another six minutes, something came in site. Tashigi was the first one to point it out which was odd as she was always unmindful. But I figured it was not a image one got to see every day. Four men were carrying a palanquin of red and yellow, a palanquin at this age was my first thought. Behind the palanquin were two cars driving at the lowest speed possible. The palanquin was so bright and decorated that I missed the actual thing. When four men finally stood in front of us with the palanquin still hanging in their hands, Tashigi volunteered to help my fiancé out. But no one was inside it, maybe it was a wedding joke on my fiancé's part.

Suddenly a ball of red jumped from the top of the palanquin. We all looked at the ground when all other body guards came rushing from the car. My eyes got stuck to the person before me. A short teen, rather pre-teen stood in front of me. He was wearing sandals, ripped off knee length jeans with white fur at the bottom, a red vest which was unbuttoned and revealing his hairless and far from developed chest. His face was the brightest thing I had ever seen, a huge grin connecting both his ears, a scar under his beautiful deep eyes which was not there in the photograph and the same strawhat now fitting his head perfectly and his jet black hair partially covering his forehead.

"He is Cute" I mumbled without a word. "Yosh! you are handsome too" my fiancé grinned. "Oh I am sorry, please welcome to Donquioxete Manor, I am Trafalgar Law, your Fiancé" I really spoke without any awkward feeling and bowed. "Hello, I am Monkey D Luffy you're Finance! Shishishi" my fiancé Luffy just pronounced the word Fiancé as Finance! God damn he was a child. "You mean fiancé Luffy-sama" Luffy's bodyguard informed. "By the way why was Master Luffy on top of the Palinquin?" Akainu asked one of the bodyguards now standing behind Luffy.

"It was so boring sitting inside the palanquin and being swayed without looking outside. Nami said the brides in ancient time went in palanquins, so I forced grandpa to buy me one and Robin chose it for me, though Zoro and Sanji were against it. It sounded fun! But it got booorring after hours! So I sat on top of the palanquin to get the view, this place is awesome" Luffy said this with a huge grin. "Monkey-san, you know that you are my future husband and not bride" I spoke. "Yup, but palanquin sounded cool and call me Luffy" Luffy was jumping here and there. "Then I am Trafalgar for you Luffy-ya" I told. "Tra—Trali-Tarao—Traffy, that rhymes with Luffy" Luffy was the first person to distort my name and I didn't mind it. "Luffy-san please call Law-sama by proper name" Tashigi tried to help. "I can't pronounce his name, ne Traffy you like it?" Luffy asked with puppy eyes. "Yes I do" I nodded.

"Yosh! Traffy, agreed, do you have meat? I am hungry!" "Luffy-sama shouldn't talk like this in front of your fiancé, did Makino-san not teach you manners of conduct for nobles?" one of the guards spoke. "I forgot" Luffy stuck his tongue out at his bodyguards, who sighed in defeat. It hit me we were still standing at the gate and he must be hungry he was a young boy after all. "I am so sorry Kemi please take the guests inside and prepare the room for Luffy-ya" "I am hungry" Luffy whined as he entered our house. "Come Luffy-san I will treat you" Pan Fry lead the way and Luffy jumped behind him asking what kind of meat he could cook and I saw Akainu shaking his head with an early headache. Luffy was going to be a jackpot of trouble I could see it.


Disclaimer- You think the great Oda will write third grate Yaoi fanfiction? I can never own One Piece

Well, this story happened for two reason:-

1) Trafalgar Law is HOT

2) I love Luffy

I read fanfictions for this pairing day and night. I stumbled upon the profile of under. that. sun's and volla its a treasure house of stories. I got so inspired by her that I decided to bluntly steal ideas from her and pen my own story.

I do not feel guilty!

As for the marriage thing, I saw a cute picture where both were getting married and it tickled my plot bunny. See you till next chapter.