101 things to see before you die:

An elves election – Vote for Party Islanzadi!

Eragon NOT whining

A midget dwarf

A vegetarian dragon

A Disco party in Alagaesia

Eragon NOT getting rejected

Eragon NOT perving on elves

Islanzadi's mid-life crisis

Arya wearing a dress

Saphira's mid-life crisis

Nasuada screaming about a paper cut

An elf swearing

Elf strippers

Zombie elves

Elves putting up tree swings

Angela NOT hitting on everyone

Vanir falling in love with a human

Vanir losing a fight against a human

Vanir NOT acting like an ass hole

Oromis actually riding Glaedr

Erry puppet pals (if you don't understand, go to you tube and search potter puppet pals).

Arya waking up to find a bunch of bunnies trying to eat her.

Orik trying to become the next evil king, as soon as he can reach the throne

'Guntera' in a bottle

Arya ACTUALLY LIKING someone

Arya not being a bitch

Saphira being used as a bottle opener

Durza eating a lollypop

Galbatorix's kids. And if he has none….

Someone laughing at Galby because he's a bigger prude than Edward Cullen.

Galbatorix's daughter magically throwing objects at him when she doesn't get her own way.

Angela pimping up Erry's ride

Solembum with rainbow fur

Luna Lovegood meeting Angela

Eragon gangsta, hitting on Arya, AGAIN!

Eragon ranting at Angela

Vampire Arya

Arya stealing Saphira

Islanzadi shopping.

Islanzadi eating a veggie-burger.

Arya in high heels and make-up.

Arya and Saphira having a girl's night out.

Erry making googely eyes at Orik's wife.

Galby's sock draw.

Galby's underwear draw.

Saphira and Eragon arm wrestling.

Galby on 'How to look good naked'.

Galby practicing his evil laugh in the mirror.

Elf Olympics.

Saphira eating vegetarians.

Arya's country-bumpkin cousins.

Dragon strippers.

Elf fashion show.

Eragon threatening to jump.

Oromis perving…

Eragon annoying Brom with 'So trees bark? (.net/s/5076658/1/Trees_Bark)

Arya drunk.

Elf retirement home.

Dragons doing palates.