-1"AL? oh ALLLLLLL?" Heidrich yelled angrily, looking for his boyfriend.
"Y-yes?" Al asked, scared because Heidrich never yells.
"Ah, there you are, you little… RRGG!" Heidrich said, grabbing Al's shirt.
"W-what's wrong, honey?" asked Al, trying to calm down Heidrich by calling him honey. Heidrich loves to be called honey but Al thinks it doesn't suit him and only uses it to get out of trouble.
"What's wrong? What's WRONG?... I'll tell you what's wrong! THIS!" Heidrich yelled at the top of his lungs and then flashed a magazine ... No, not a magazine! A playboy with Al in it?
"Oh, that? You see, I-" Al was saying before he was interrupted.
"So help if you say 'I was young and needed the money,' I'll… rggg!"Heidrich yelled again.
"OK, OK! My old boyfriend made me do it. I-I didn't want to!" Al said, flashing his puppy dog eyes.
"Uh… um, Did he also make you do this one?" Heidrich said, pointing to a picture of Al in a kinky kitty costume.
"Oh, but I did it for the kitties!" Al said, looking hurt.
"What kitties?" Heidrich yelled for the fifth time.
"The kitties in the article, you jerk! They needed homes!" Al yelled.
"RRRGGG! Al, no one reads the articles!" Heidrich groaned
"Oh, they don't? uh…" Al said, confused .
