(I haven't posted one fanfic since I joined this site. Anyways, I thought today I would post my first fanfic here, starting with a childhood show of mine, cause why not? Hope you like it lol)

It was a particularly sunny day at Timmy's place. His parents were home, so thank God Timmy didn't have to be tortured by Vicky. Then something weird happened.

Timmy was playing with water guns with Poof when all of sudden, Cosmo came in, and boy was he in a panic.

"Timmy!!!!! Poof!!!!!"

"What? What?! What is it Cosmo?!" Timmy said now in a panic.

"I can't find Wanda!"

"What?"

"I said, I. Can't. Find. WANDA!!!!!!!

"Okay! Okay! Keep it down!" Timmy said.

"How can I stay calm when I can't find my own wife?" Cosmo asked. "Wanda is my sun and I am her moon. She's my sundae and I'm her cherry. She my bird and I am her bee!"

At this point, both Timmy and Poof didn't want Cosmo to go any further. "Alright, you can stop now! Please!" Timmy pleaded.

"Sorry!" Cosmo said.

"Hey, look on the bright side." Timmy said. "At least Wanda won't be here to boss us around! We're men! And that means we can do whatever we want!" Timmy pointed out.

"Poof poof!" Poof said.

"Wow. That makes sense! Let's go have a guy's night out!" Cosmo proclaimed.

"Yeah!" The guys all said aloud.

The three men (or two if you exclude Poof), had basically the best time of their lives. Cosmo took them to all these great places, like the ice cream store, the massage place, the video game place, the water park, basically, any awesome place guys like.

By the time they got home, they thought nothing could ruin this night now. But oh goodness, were they wrong. Cause when they poofed themselves back to Timmy's room, Wanda stood there, obviously angry, almost with fire in her eyes.

"Where have you three been? "I've been worried sick about you all!" Wanda asked angrily.

"We need to ask the same for you! I couldn't find you anywhere!" Cosmo argued.

"I told you three I had to go to a job interview. Sadly, I didn't get the job, but it's probably good anyway considering you all like to goof off when I'm not here!" Wanda said.

"We promise we won't goof off again!" the three guys all replied.

"You sure?" Wanda asked.

"Yes!" responded the three.

"Good," Wanda said. "Now explain to me where you three have been!"

The three boys then proceeded to tell Wanda about the places they went to and how much fun they had on their guy's night out.

"Awwww, you know I love you guys. But since Cosmo and Timmy went out with Poof without my permission. I would like to remind you two that you're both idiots!" Wanda scolded.

"But we're your idiots!" Timmy and Cosmo replied.

Now with Wanda back in the house, it's safe to say that things are back to normal, not so much for Cosmo, Timmy and Poof, but whatever.