This fic was inspired by the online flash series, "Resident Koopa". The series was quite popular back in 2003 but it's popularity died very quickly. There were only 3 flash movies made, but a 4th one was gonna be made. However, the 4th one was cancelled far into production for unknown reasons and was said to popularize the RK series even more, so we may never know what the plot of the 4th was and who or what was put into it. The series can be found on newgroundsdotcom.

"Come on! We're almost there!" Luigi yelled out.

"I can't...-huff- run any...-huff- faster...this will kill me before the zombies will!" Wario panted heavily, still trying to run.

"I told you to ride on Yoshi with me and Peach, but did you listen? Noooo!" Mario teased and laughed. Yoshi was running fast, but it was obvious that he was just as tired as Wario was.

"Well, I didn't want to make the poor guy carry so much weight! Geez, you're more selfish than me. You're a freaking hero for crying out loud, all those years of chasing down Bowser should be MORE than enough for you to easily run a mile!" Wario yelled.

"Yeah, no kidding..." Yoshi muttered.

"Oh, shut up. I decided to give myself a break. All hero's need one!" Mario said.

"Toadette, does my hair look good? I wanna know because if I'm gonna die, then I wanna die in style and beauty." Peach said, twirling her hair.

"Of course it does Peach! Your hair ALWAYS looks good! Even when you wake up in the morning or you get into a catfight and someone pulls your hair!" Toadette happily commented.

"Oh, thank you! Just for that, I'm gonna give you a laffy taffy when we get to mansion!" Peach said.

"WHAT? I want a laffy taffy! I haven't eaten anything since this morning!" Waluigi complained.

"Pffff! No surprise there!" Diddy insulted.

"HEY! NO ONE WAS TALKING TO YOU!" Waluigi snapped.

"TOAD, EITHER MOVE YOUR SKINNY BUTT OR ELSE I WON'T BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR THE WEEK!" Tiny screamed.

"Not everybody can be so athletic you know! Sheesh, your more naggy than Wendy Koopa!" Toad said.

"Did...did you just...compare me to Wendy Koopa?" Tiny asked confoundedly. "WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!" Tiny cried and a gallon of tears started dripping down her face.

"Oh, get over it sistah! There are plenty worse things you can be called as an insult! Don't be such a crybaby!" Birdo yelled.

"HEY! Don't you mess with my sister or else there is gonna be a fight!" Dixie threatened.

"Bring it, bitch!" Birdo yelled.

"Gosh, I'm really craving a banana smoothie right now..." DK said to himself.

"Guys, come on, we can't be fighting right now. We'll just get to the mansion, rest for a bit, and THEN you can fight, okay?" Rosalina said.

"Guys, can you PLEASE slow down? I can't run in these heels!" Daisy complained.

"Then jump on Yoshi so you don't have to run!" Peach suggested.

"OH GOD NO..." Yoshi whispered in agony.

"Oh, okay!" Daisy said and jumped on Yoshi's back.

"OH! Grrrrr! These people are getting on my last nerve!" Yoshi said.

"Whew. We're finally here! I'm so proud of ourselves!" Luigi said in a cheesy way.

"Yeah yeah, cut the monologue stuff and let's get inside!" Birdo pushed Luigi out of the way and went into Luigi's Mansion. Everything had looked the same from when they last saw it.

"Ooooh, very fancy. I wouldn't mind staying in here for the rest of my life." DK said.

"Meh, my castle's 10 times better." Daisy said.

"Oh yeah? Well my castle is 20 times better!" Peach said ignorantly.

"Living anywhere in the galaxy beats both of you out." Rosalina said.

"She got you both!" Diddy added.

"Okay, so what do we do now? Do we just stay here for a while, or what?" Yoshi asked.

"Well, I think we all should split up to make sure there aren't any zombies roaming around in this place. And also to find food and drinks, particularly alchoholic drinks and soda. And maybe some magazines too, preferably Nintendo Power magazines." Luigi explained.

"Hell no! HELL TO THE FREAKING NO! Don't you realize what happens everytime people split up in situations like this? A ton of people get killed because they're too stupid to stay in larger numbers so no, I'm NOT gonna partake in this 'splitting up' ordeal because it's too risky." Toad complained. Daisy rolled her eyes.

"Okay, if you're done ranting, Mushroom Head, then I'm gonna find me some bananas because I haven't had one in 30 minutes!" Dixie said, then went into the main hallway.

"I'll come too! Plus, I need some good excercise to build more muscle and not purge to death like SOME people do here!" Diddy annoyingly said and went with Dixie.

"HEY! I DO NOT PURGE MYSELF!" Daisy yelled.

"Uhh...Daisy? The little bastard was talking about me, not you." Waluigi pointed out.

"Oh...um...wow, this is embarassing." Daisy said, slightly blushing.

"I'll go with them too. I wanna make myself a banana smoothie, drink it, throw it back out and drink it again!" DK said with a cheesy smile and ran off.

"Now that guy knows how to drink a banana smoothie!" Wario said with a wink.

"Well, I'm gonna go check the basement and check if any zombies are down there. And spiders as well, because I despise spiders." Mario announced then started to head off.

"I'll go with you too, to enhance my courageness." Luigi said and took as well.

"I'm gonna go to the Master Bedroom, to check if my hair's okay." Peach said girlishly then ran off upstairs.

"Me and Waluigi are gonna hit the pool room because pool rocks and soccer sucks!" Wario said, then gave the 'rock on' hand symbol.

"But I don't even like pool!" Waluigi complained while being dragged away by Wario.

"C'mon Yoshi, let's go to the Conservatory so I can play Rainbow Road on piano!" Birdo cheerily said and grabbed Yoshi hard by the arm.

"OH GOD NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Yoshi squealed and was dragged off by Birdo.

"And...um...me and Daisy are gonna...um...go somewhere else that's not here. Bye!" Tiny suspiciously said, dragging Daisy along with her.

"What a bunch of morons! They're all gonna get themselves killed! Well, I'm just staying right here in the foyer where I can perfectly see if a zombie is gonna come and attack me. You'll stay with me too, right Toadette?" Toad asked. Toadette stood back in despair.

"Um...well, you see...I kinda...wanted to get a drink of water...in the kitchen...and eat some fruity snacks too..." Toadette said with uncertainty. Toad grunted.

"Fine. Go in there and get yourself killed. I'll just stay in here, protected and such." Toad said, clearly annoyed. Toadette left the foyer with a sigh.

"Don't worry Toad, I'll stay here with you." Rosalina said in comfort.

"...Where the hell did you come from?" Toad asked with an attitude. Rosalina facepalmed herself.

"Come on Daisy, let's go get our fortune told by Madame Clairvoya!" Tiny gestured and entered the room.

"Oh, sweet! I've always wanted my fortune told ever since...well, never! Teehee!" Daisy oddly said and went in the room.

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THE BANANAS AT?" DK screamed and looked in every cabinet in the kitchen but could not find any. "WHY AREN'T THERE ANY BANANAS HERE? I WANT BANANAS RIGHT NOW!"

"Chill the heck out dude, it's not the end of the world. Geez, just eat sommy gummy fruit snacks or something." Dixie suggested and opened a nearby cabinet where the gummy snacks were.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I NEED TO HAVE A BANANA SMOOTHIE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL GO INSANE! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" DK roared and threw the toaster against the wall.

"Uhh, dude? You already ARE insane." Diddy joked.

Toadette gleefully entered the room.

"Hey guys. I just came here to get some water and some gummy fruit snacks." Toadette greeted.

"Hey girl. Try not to pay attention to DK, he's having a psycho mood swing cause he can't find some bananas to make a banana smoothie." Dixie warned while DK was banging his head against the wall.

"Wow...um...no comment. At all." Toadette said and quickly grabbed her water bottle and gummy fruit snacks and left.

"So, should we try to calm him down?" Dixie asked.

"Hell no! This is pure entertainment! I wish I had my camera!" Diddy laughed.

"Well...um...this is the basement. The scariest place in a house where the killers and ghosts hide out at...-gulp-." Luigi said nervously.

"Oh stop being such a wuss, Luigi. There are no killers, ghosts, clowns or killer clowns down here. Well...at least, I'm pretty sure of it." Mario said. They both quickly went down the stairs. The light down there was dim, giving off an eerie setting.

"Um...so...which one of the rooms do you wanna go into?" Luigi frantically asked.

"I don't care. Let's just go to the right room because right is better than left. Or so I'm told." Mario said and entered the room. It was the breaker room. The light was conveniently on.

"Um...why's the light on? Was someone here before us?" Luigi asked.

"Someone probably hid out here before we did. Which is actually kinda creepy if you think about it." Mario pointed out.

"Well, uhh...nothing's here so let's go-o-o!" Luigi stuttered.

"Woah woah woah, hold on a second! There's something on the ground there..." Mario said, pointing at a blue piece of paper on the ground on the other side of the room. Mario went to it and picked it up.

"Well, what does it say?" Luigi quickly asked.

"...Not really sure. It looks like a blueprint of something. It looks like a small machine of some sort." Mario said, studying the paper very carefully.

"A machine? Why would something like this be here? And who wrote and drew all this stuff?" Luigi asked.

"I have no idea. But we should go ask Rosalina. She's kind of a braniac so she'll know what this is...I hope." Mario said. Luigi took the paper from his hands and read it as well.

"We should go now. Maybe this blueprint leads to the answer as to why all this zombie crap is happening." Mario said then started to exit the room.

"...Oh my god Mario! LOOK OUT!" Luigi screamed. Mario looked up and saw a toad zombie right in front of him and immediately bit into his neck.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH! GET THIS BITCH OFF ME!" Mario screamed as his blood started to spray all over the walls and ground.

Luigi didn't know what to do to save his poor brother. He was too scared to get close to the zombie.

After a few seconds, Mario dropped to ground, completely lifeless. The zombie then set his sights on Luigi.

"Mario...get up!" Luigi yelled, but Mario didn't move an inch. "PLEASE MARIO, GET UP!" He cried. Luigi was completely helpless without his brother.

The zombie was getting closer and closer to Luigi. Luigi knew he had to make a move in order to not get infected.

Luigi swerved and ran to the right of the zombie. The zombie barely swiped at Luigi. Luigi barrel rolled out of the room and quickly went into the Cellar room.

"That was TOO close!" Luigi said, with his heart racing and beat super fast. He put a ton of stuff against the door so the zombie couldn't easily get in.

EOC.

Heh heh, things are just getting started in this fic! Please read and review and post who you want to survive or die, cause I may or may not change the outcome of who lives or dies!