So, this is my attempt at Warriors/Hunger Games humor. If you do not think my sense of humor is funny, keep your mouth shut, 'cos I bet there are some people who do.

"What if Starclan had a Hunger Games? No? No one?" Bluestar waited for someone to reply. Everyone just kind of sat there.

"Uh, Bluestar? What's a Hunger Games?" Lionheart asked.

"SHUT UP!" Bluestar screeched in a voice most cats refer to as her Demon Yowl. "YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS, YOU JUST HAVE TO SLIT EACHOTHER'S THROATS AND DRINK THE BLOOD!" (Sorry children that last bit was a bit gory.)

"Uh, Bl-"

"SHUT UP!"

"But-"

"NO!"

"BLUESTAR!" This was a new voice. The voice of Yellowfang. "Wouldn't be bad if we all killed each other?"

"Heck no!" Hollyleaf howled. "HUNGER GAMES! HUNGER GAMES!" Then, she ran around in circles chanting until she collapsed in the way of a true fan girl.

"And this is Starclan. We can use our mystical powers of awesomeness to make it work," Bluestar said.

"Then it's settled," Hollyleaf said. "LET THE FIRST ANNUAL STARCLAN GAMES BEGIN!"

"Uh, Hollyleaf, I think this will more likely be a one-time deal," Lionheart interrupted.

"Whatever. Why ya' got be such a hater?"

I realize that's a bit short but it's only the prologue. More on the way! Feel free to comment.

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