The Most Ridiculous TF Story
le every autobot was at the hangar talking about how there weird days had been on the planet earth, one autobot complained that a drunk human got sick on his seats while pretending to be a taxi which was sideswipe because you know he was also drunk on high grade energon
"Fragging human scumbags can suck ma spikey dick mate!" he yelled before he just flailed his arms everywhere until they fell off, every autobot stopped talking and looked at him like he'd grown a billion helms before they shrugged
"that looks fun" ironhide spoke roughly before he also flailed his arms, which resulted in his cannons also falling off
ratchet just facepalmed and strutted away "IM NOT FIXING THAT!" he yelled before he disappeared into his perfect medical bay where he could just screw around with his tools and make stuff, or fix stuff
optimus prime just watched before he began to laugh robotically and accidently slipped on a transformer sized banana peel, causing a mini-earthquake
all the humans then started screaming in the base nearby, all of them fleeing in fear of an earthquake even though they were soldiers "CODE RED EARTHQUAKE INBOUND!" the alarms spoke out calmly
meanwhile Galloway was on top of the hangar roof, tied up in metal ropes, Mirage stood behind with a gun pointed at his head "JUMP OFF BITCH!" Mirage yelled before he pushed Galloway off, a minute later you could just hear a splat from when Galloway hit the ground turned into a red jelly on the floor, which then prowl then ran over
prowl then transformed and muttered to himself insanely at the fact he had human blood and poo on him before he vented and flailed his arms to the point of them falling off as well
Lockdown was currently stood watching on a hill before he began to twerk on the hill, before he accidently farted causing a parachute to fall out and take him away off the hall "FRAG ME BRUH!" he yelled being dragged away cause of the parachute
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Meanwhile with the Decepticons:
Megatron was currently sat on his dirty corpsy throne on cybertron, picking his nose with his talon before Starscream flew down and crashed at his feet "MASTER MASTER LOCKDOWN HAS FAILED!" starscream screeched before megatron flicked a bugger at him and vented "STARSCREAM YOU FAILED ME YET AGAIN!, NOW WHO WILL FEED MY HATCHLINGS ENERGON!?"
starscream just stood up and wiped the bugger off before he flailed his arms and his legs then fell off, becoming a flailing Dorrito
megatron just facepalmed and stood up, his legs breaking from being sat down too long "FRAG ME MATE" megatron yelled before an alarm went off, Shockwave running in also flailing his arms
"MEGATRON WE HAVE TO FLEEEEEE, CYBERTRONS ABOUT TO EXPLODE BECAUSE OF OUR FRAGGING BOOGY DANCING MACHINE!" Shockwave screamed before shutting down
5 minutes later cybertron grew a dick and smashed itself making it explode, killing everyone on the planet from all the penises raining down on it now
/this is just a random thing I wanted to put out there cause I thought it would be Hilarious XDDDD/
/I don't own anything at all so XDDD apart from the story XDD/
