One day, I was sitting in my room, drinking a carton of eggnog with my cats Mike and Sheba curled up asleep on my bed as I was watching Invader Zim, the television just suddenly turned off.

I see this and turn it back of. But once again, it turned off. On the third time, I walked over and turned the T.V. on to only realize that it's not turning on at all.

"What the…? Don't tell me this stupid T.V.'s broken?" I wondered. Just them, a bright light came out of the screen that made me cover my eyes from the bright light until it began to slowly dime away, seeing something almost made me faint.

The ogress herself: Princess Fiona was lying on the ground from falling, rubbing her head from it, too.

"Ow! Stupid time traveling!" She mutters angrily.

"Holy crap! You're Princess Fiona from Shrek 1, 4-D, and Shrek the Third!" I gasped in amazement.

"Nice to meet you," Fiona smiled, pulling out a small sheet of paper from her pocket, "Uh, is your name Leah Marie Roberts?"

"Yes."

"Okay, good 'cause the other girls that have your name were mean and it seemed like someone must've just put a bunch of random words together to make it sound like you name."

"Yeah, I know. But my name's pronounced correctly," I said, "But anyway, why are you here? You're not disguised as Death telling me that it's my time to, are you?"

"No. I'm here to take you to Far, Far Away. It's in trouble, and we need your help."

I was alittle taken back from what Fiona said. "Me? Help you guys? I mean, I'll help you, but why me?"

"You are the second person that has a very creative mind to help up out," Fiona told me.

"What do you mean I'm the second person that's creative?" I wondered.

"Well, there's another person that has a very creative mind like yourself."

"Where's the other person that we need to find for this mission? Do they live around here?" I asked.

"The person we need to get for this mission isn't here. But in a place in a place called U.K.," Fiona said reading off of the paper.

"You mean the United Kingdom."

"Yeah. I'm taking you with me to help me find 'em."

"But I can't just leave my room. If my mom sees me not in here, she'll freak!" It's not like I didn't want to go. I just didn't want to get in trouble with my mom as I saw Fiona pull something else out of her pocket that looked like a silver blue compass , "What's that?" I asked the princess.

"It's a clone compass."

"A clone compass?"

"It's a compass that allows you to make a copy of anything you point it at," Fiona explained as she opened the compass and pointed it at me, "For example." A blue light gently hit my body, seeing another blue light appear from beside me that kept glowing until it vanished, seeing another clone of myself appear right in front of me!

"What the…? Is that….me?" I uttered in disbelief as the clone of myself was standing with her hands to her sides with a plain look on her face.

"Yes. This clone has everything that you have, if that makes sense."

"So, you're saying that while I'm gone with you on this little trip around the world trying to find some dude in the United Kingdom, this clone will do what I usually do everyday until I get back?" I rephrased.

"Yeah. Like that watch," Then, my mom called me as the clone gets up tiredly and walks out of the room to see what she wants. After 2 minutes of being getting the mail, the clone of me came back inside and told my mom that she'll be taking a nap and did when she came back in my room.

"Are you sure this clone will do what I usually do?" I asked.

"I'm sure. I tested it out myself a few times. Now, follow me," Fiona grabs me by the arm as we both vanished into thin air.