AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am Jackie Chan's magical jello.
One day, Garfield was sleeping in his box thing, and then he woke up.
"OH GOD." He hollered in a demonic voice, "MY ASS ITCHES! ARRRG!"
Jon walked in to the room and glared at Garfield. "Bitch." He muttered and walked away.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!" screamed Garfield with a demonic voice, "YOU BASTURD!"
"I called you a 'fat ass'." Jon laughed, "FAT CAT! FAT CAT! FAT ASS CAT! FAT ASS CAT!"
"EUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHH!" Garfield instantly went back to sleep.
"Bitch." Muttered Jon and left
The next day, Garfield woke up and let out a demonic fart.
"OOOOOOH, YEAH!" he sighed with a demonic loud voice, "OOOH, YEAH! THAT FEELS GOOD!"
Oldie came into the room barking happily. "Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!" hollered Garfield to Oldie, "UP YOUR ASS WITH BROKEN GLASS!"
Garfield grabbed a chainsaw out of nowhere and sawed off Oldie's ass.
"YEAH!" laughed Garfield, "NOW TO STUFF BROKEN GLASS UP IT!"
Oldie, being the retard he was, didn't notice his ass was gone and happily walked away barking cheerfully.
Garfield began to groan in a demonic voice, and his head spun around in a circle as if he was possessed.
Jon came in with a shotgun and showed it to Garfield.
"Hey, Garfield, look at what I got." He raised the gun up high to polish it, "Think the chicks will love me now?"
"BLEAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGG!" groaned Garfield, spewing out vomit with full force as his head spun.
"Really!" gasped Jon with happiness, "Thank you Garfield!" he ran out the house laughing crazily.
"NOW TO DESTROY ALL OF HUMANITY!" screeched Garfield as light and static formed around him, "THE END IS NOW!"
The End?
Or is it?
Nope, no. Sorry.
To be continued...
