YO! YO! YO! What's up? Ok, so basically, my friend and I we're taking a delightful voyage through YouTube. We noticed that a lot of pictures showed the characters biting their gloves in some form or fashion. So I said, "They must have really good-tasting gloves…" and thus, my mind cooked this up. So…yeah…

DISCLAIMER!

No. I don't own Hetalia. I've never owned Hetalia in the past. In the future? We'll see.

Germany, who was at the head of the table, addressed the other countries of the world, "Okay does anybody else have a problem zey vould vike to discuss?" The room remained silent. Germany nodded his head, "Okay zen, meeting adjourn—""Wait!" China interrupted. Germany sighed, "Yes, vhat is it?" "Something isn't right-aru. This meeting was too quiet!" Everyone looked around at each other after realizing that what Yao had said was true. "Well, America hasn't said anything yet." England noted.

All eyes fell on Alfred, who was nipping at his glove in an unusually seductive fashion. "Hm? Oh…" America stopped biting his glove to speak, "Sorry, it's these." He said, holding his hands up to show everyone. "You didn't talk because you wanted to eat your gloves?" Switzerland asked, confused. "What? No! I didn't want to eat my gloves! Leather tastes disgusting dude!" America leaned down to grab something on the floor. "I was talking about these." He said, holding up a bag. England leaned over to read it, "Tasty Gloves…?" "That's right bro!" answered Alfred with a signature smile, "These are watermelon flavor! Want one?"

"No way, git! That sounds absolutely—" "Unique." Japan said, observing the bag. "May I try one, America-san?" "Here." Alfred replied, handing Kiku a glove. Everyone watched as Japan slipped on the glove, and bit it slowly, unintentionally making himself look suggestive. "Is it good mi amigo?" asked Spain. "Yes, actuarry, it's very good." Kiku answered, looking at the glove curiously. "Really? Zen ze AWESOME Prussia vould like to try vun!" America held the bag open while Gilbert reached in to grab a glove.

Soon everyone was eating 'Tasty Gloves'. "Wow, these are good!" exclaimed Spain. "Yes, zey are pretty good…" Germany trailed off. Everybody was biting the gloves, accidently looking sexy as they did so. "Hey, does anyone else think we look a bit awkward while eating these?" asked England. "No? What makes you say that, Angleterre?" replied France, making a point to pose seductively as he bit his glove again. "Like that!" England shouted, pointing at Francis. America shrugged, "It's kinda hard to eat these without looking weird." "Yes, I guess you're right…" England mumbled, biting his glove as he did so.

Japan turned away from the group and pulled out a small device from his sleeve. "Hey, America-san." "Hm?" America turned toward the Japanese nation, biting his glove seductively.

Click.

"Huh? Vat vus zat noise?" Prussia turned toward Japan, biting his glove suggestively.

Click.

"Dear god, vat is zat clicking?" Germany turned toward his ally, sexily biting his glove.

Click.

"Huh?"

Click.

"Um…"

Click.

"Wait, Japan, is that a camera?" asked England. "Yes, yes it is." Japan replied bluntly. He stood up, bowed, and left.

And that kids, is where all those glove-eating Hetalia pictures came from.

Ah, that was short…but it was good, right? I have an idea, why not review and tell me if you liked this thing or not? It'd make my heart go yay~!