I DON'T OWN KIRBY NOR THE HOBBIT. THOSE BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS OF NINTENDO, HAL, AND J. R. R. TOLKIEN.


*HUGE ASS THUNDERY SOUND*

Dedede: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE BUNNIES ARE GONNA GET MEH!

Escargoon: Sire, please calm down. It's just a little thunder and lightning and rain-

*HUGE ASS SHRIMP CRASHING INTO THE WINDOW, LANDING IN FRONT OF ESCARGOON*

Escargoon: ...and big shrimp randomly crashing into random places.

Dedede: Oh... Go make meh a sandwich, slave!

Escargoon: *sighs* Yes, sire. *leaves*

Dedede: Now let's see what's on TV... *turns on TV*

Dark cloaked figure on TV: Dedede...

Dedede: *screams like a little girl*

Dark cloaked figure on TV: *jumps out of the TV* You're soul is mine...

Dedede: *faints*

Dark cloaked figure: Dammit... *looks around* So this is where that rainbow unicorn on crack took me... cool.

Escargoon: *back* I made your sandwich, si- Who are you?

Dark cloaked figure: *thinks for a second* *smiles evily* I'm a host...

Escargoon: A what?

Dark cloaked figure: Hehehe... *cracks knuckles*

Escargoon: *thinks he's about to die* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Dark cloaked figure: *tired of the screaming* What are you screaming about? I'm not gonna hurt you.

Escargoon: *stops* Really?

Dark cloaked figure: *crossing her fingers behind her back* I would never do that...

Meta Knight, Sword Knight, Blade Knight, Tiff, Tuff, Sir Ebrum, Lady Like, Sir Arthur, Sir Nonsurat, Sir Dragato, Sir Falspar, Sirica, Knuckle Joe, a reincarnation of Nightmare, Customer Service, Chef Kawasaki, Mabel, Samo, Cheif Bookem, Buttercup, Mayor Blustergas, Hana, Honey, Iro, Spikehead, Mr. Chip, Doron, Tokkori, Rick, Coo, Kine, Chuchu, Ribbon, Adeline, Landia, Yin-Yarn, Prince Fluff, Daroach and his gang, Zero Two, Galacta Knight, Marx, Magolor, Dark Matter, Dark Mind, Sailor Dee, Waddle Doo, Bandanna Dee, Trident Knight, Mace Knight, Axe Knight, Captain Vul, and all the other characters a lazy authoress didn't type: *bursting through either a door, portal, or plothole* WHAT HAPPENED!?

Kirby: *also bursts in* POYO!?

Dyna Blade: CAW!?

Dyna Chick: CAW!?

Tuff: *points at Nightmare* HOW IS HE ALIVE!?

Dark cloaked figure: *derp* Right there... *points above* ...re-in-car-na-tion... so he's been revived by my bunny.

Tuff: What?

Dark cloaked figure: EXACTLY! *runs around in circles*

Dedede: *wakes up* GAH! WHAT HAPPENED!?

Dark cloaked figure: ...this is going better than I imagined it would be... *snaps fingers*

Everyone except Dcf: *sitting in a nice neat circle with lots of purple pillows* What the hell...

Dcf: What? I like purple... AND BUNNIES! *makes purple demented bunny (as seen on my profile pic) appear*

Demented Bunny: DIE IN HELL BIOTCHES! *jumps at Kirby crew*

Everyone: ...

Demented Bunny: ;( You're no fun... *hops away*

Sword: Y'know... that bunny was friggin' adorable.

Blade: *suddenly able to be understood* Yeah... it kinda was.

Customer Service: You can... talk?

Blade: *narrows eyes* What's that supposed to mean?

Customer Service: *shrugs* I watch you all the time, you usually speak only gibberish.

Blade: o.o

Sword: O.O

Everyone else except Customer Service: o.O

Customer Service: ...what? *finally gets it* um... *blushes* NO!

Dcf: B) r u sure?

Customer Service: *blushes harder*

Dcf: *shoves Kawasaki's food down his throat*

Customer Service: AAAACK... *dead*

Nightmare: O.O

Tuff: Damn straight...

Tiff: *smacks*

Tuff: AY! WHAT GIVES WOMAN!?

Tiff: EXCUSE ME!?

Tuff: WHAT!? DIDJA FART!?

Tiff: WHAT!? *punches*

Tuff: *KOed*

Falspar: FATALITY.

Everyone else: *still wondering why they're still sitting there* *gets up and begins to leave*

Dcf: *snaps fingers*

*HUGE ASS NACHOS FALL FROM THE SKY, FOLLOWED BY A HELL OF A LOAD OF CHEESE AND SALSA*

Dcf: Whoops...

Demented Bunny: I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!

Dcf: I should stop going on crack rainbow unicorn rides... *snaps fingers again*

Everyone: *back* WTF!?

Dcf: *creepy voice* You're not going anywhere... *turns to wall*

Demented Bunny: CAN I SAY IT? CAN I SAY IT? CAN I SAY IT?

Dcf: *reading* OH MAH FRIGGIN' GLOB! THORIN IS SO AWESOMESAUCE!

Demented Bunny: I'll take that as a yes... THIS LAZY AS HELL AUTHOR HAS DECIDED TO STOP BEING A SISSY AND REDO HER T AND D THINGY!

Dcf: *still reading* *looks up* hi... *reads again*

Kirby Crew: Huh?

Demented Bunny: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! YOU GET TORTURED! LIKE MANY OTHER AUTHORS DID TO YOU!

Kirby Crew: ...Great...

DB: IKR? THIS LAZY ASS AUTHOR WILL EXCEPT DARES, or truths, BY PM ONLY, mostly because she doesn't want to get scary notices. NO M-RATED DARES, please, she not even an official teen yet... but she is way more mature than she seems.

Dcf: heeeeeeeeey... I take reviews too...

DB: NO YOU DON'T.

Dcf: Yesh i do...FLUFFY BUNNY!

DB: SHI-

Dcf: *huggles*

DB: -T... Cole is back.

*HUGE ASS THUNDERY SOUND*