Hey folks, something a little light and fun to pass the time while Fighting Mean is on hiatus during 'The Profession Arc' (check it out). Are they canon? Are they not? You decide.

Cr00cy is editor-in-chief as always.

Jaune vs Tai Round 1:


Dear Mr. Xiao Long,

It has come to my attention that Qrow has already told you about my relationship with your daughter, Yang. Don't believe him if he said anything about me and Ruby, he just enjoys starting shit.

This is definitely not how I wanted you to find out. I had hoped I could come and meet with you in person, but here we are.

I have nothing but the most honest of intentions when it comes to Yang, my father raised me right. I'm going to watch after both your daughters, I swear on my word as an Arc.

Qrow has referenced a possible beatdown when I meet you in person…

Worth it.

I hope you'll give us your blessing as we continue to move forward.

Your friend,

Jaune Arc

P.S. Your brother-in-law is kind of an asshole…and my male role-model…I think?


Dear John,

Indeed, Qrow has told me about your relationship.

For reference, his letter contained a picture of you and Yang kissing, with 'hahahahaha, it's come full circle' written on the back.

That's it.

Thanks for the information on you possibly making moves on my youngest though, that'll come in handy when I meet you in person. You're a pal John.

I like your old man, it'd be a shame if I needed to take out his heir…but hey, he's got a lot of kids.

I believe that you'll look after them. Please do everything in your power.

Qrow is correct. I have to check your durability.

You bet your fucking ass she is.

I notice that you didn't say that you'd break off the relationship if I didn't give my blessing…ballsy, I like it.

Your Judge and Jury,

Taiyang Xiao Long – most powerful member of the legendary team STRQ

P.S. Qrow is indeed an asshole, but you should meet his sister, makes him seem small time. Find better role-models.


Dear Taiyang,

It's Jaune, it's written right there at the beginning…

That is the most Qrow thing I've heard about all week.

I swear that we're being careful.

I would never make a move on Ruby. I mean, she's beautiful, and smart, and strong, and…

Let's skip past this part. What I'm trying to say is one girl at a time…but just Yang, only Yang! Yang forever!

I'll tell my dad you said hi. He's still proud that he wooed mom before you.

An Arc never goes back on his word.

I think I can handle it. Yang says I have a lot of Aura.

I now realize that last line can be misconstrued, and I don't have any white out. Please don't murder me.

Yang's decision means more to me than yours.

I can't tell you where we are right now, but we're safe.

Your friend,

JAUNE Arc – middle-to-low tier on team RNJR/JNR

P.S. I met your ex…wow.


Dear Terry,

Qrow keeps sending pictures of you and Yang. I encourage you to cut down on the PDA to prevent my rage from building anymore.

Wait, being careful? What the hell are you talking about? God help you son if you're not just holding hands and singing love songs.

Has anyone ever told you that you have terrible, and I mean truly terrible, survival instincts?

Your dad has game. Let's hope it's not hereditary for your sake.

Yeah, yeah, Arcs and words. Judging by your family, you never use protection either. Another thing I'd suggest breaking from family tradition on…you know, before I break you.

Worst. Survival. Instincts. Ever.

She has the final say on who she dates, I can only influence who I murder.

Qrow told me you're heading to Atlas. Sent me coordinates. Stop trying to be a super spy.

The Grimm Reaper,

Taiyang Xiao Long – Beacon bare-knuckle champ

P.S. You have no idea. Imagine her pregnant.


Dear Future Father In Law (FFIL),

I'm not even sure how he's printing pictures out here. He's enjoying this turnabout thing way too much.

Uhhhh…I'm carefully composing sonnets for her? Yes, exactly that.

Many, many times. Usually before Qrow tries to murder me.

I died a little inside when thinking of my dad having 'game.'

He swears that they've tried to stop having kids, and that it's his Semblance…I died a little more writing that.

I ask that you leave my face alone, mom's going to want an open casket.

Again, Qrow is an asshole. He's the one who told me to 'keep it secret, keep it safe.'

Getting real tired of your name-game shit,

JAUNE ARC – Salsa champion

P.S. You're a brave man.


Next up: Yang and Blake.