Chapter 1: The Bitch from Hell

Percy's POV:

I walked into the throne room with a sad look on my face. Supposedly Aphrodite called an emergency distress and summoned me. Hmph. I wonder why? So when all the gods get settled, we begin. Aphrodite stands up as beautiful as ever and starts speaking, breaking the eerie silence. "So as you all know I called a distress meeting and…. Oh Stop ogling at me Ares, well to Conti" "Aphrodite get to the point." Zeus thundered. Aphrodite pursed her lips, "well we all know about the breakup between Percabeth, and I thi..." "WHAT!" Artemis practically screamed. Then I hit me.

*Flashback*

I just got back to camp from a dangerous quest to defeat the chimera (and secretly getting a marriage ring for Annabeth for I was going to propose to her today, when I heard Annabeth's voice. "I love you Travis." It sounded like it came from the bushes so I went to spy. I looked and seen Annabeth and Travis making out. To say I was furious was an under statement, I was in rage no, not only rage, but GODLY rage. Tornados were forming, the earth was shaking so hard that cracks were forming on the earths crust, boats were getting sunken by tsunamis, buildings crumbling, volcanoes exploding, and many more. By now Annabeth noticed me and pulled away from Travis. "p-p-p-er-rc-cc-y wh-yy-y are-e yo-o-uu-u h-h-here." That got me even madder, "Fuck off Annabeth. Go burn with Hades.

*end of flashback*

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN BITCHES, DONT YOU DARE EVEN TALK BACK BECAUSE EVERY ONE OF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, WELL EXEPT FOR ARTEMIS AND POSEIDON." I screamed so loud I think chaos could hear it. "How dare you" Zeus said in rage. "Oh hell no Zeus, 1. Everyone thinks you are bipolar, 2. Stop cheating on Hera because she can kill you, literally. 3. If you keep talking to me I will rip yo balls of, deep fry them and make them the special of the day for camp half-blood. I have done that shit befoe." I said in disgust. Zeus looked scared "If you don't I will turn you into a god and make each Olympian give you a little bit if their power." I stared wide eyed at him. "Good." I said. Zeus then got up from his throne and said "Olympians line up!" They all lined up to give me a gift. First in line was Ares. "Okay you little brat. I give you the ability to use an axe and spear perfectly." He shot a fierce red colored beam at me and went back to his throne. Next in line was Apollo. "I give you the power to use a bow correctly and healing dude." He then shot a dark yellow beam at me. "Thanks man." I respond. He nods and walks back to his throne. Next in line is Aphrodite. "I give you the power of sex and male beauty." I nod. She shoots a bright pink beam at me. Then she starts walking away mouthing, meet me at my palace after the meeting. I nod once again. Next in line is Zeus." I grant you passage to pick 3 minor gods to be blessed by." He walks away bored. Next in line is Athena. "I give you the power of strategy and architecture." She then shot a grey beam at me and walked away muttering "Sea Spawn." I'm gonna get her back. Then Hephaestus said "I forget what I was going to get you so fuck off bitch." I said "Tell me why when I walked into yo palace last night, there was potato salad on the fucking ceiling! I mean seriously, how does that shit happen. Foe serious. Did Athena just walk up in there and said you know what, I ain't got nowhere to put this. I'm just gonna fling this shit up and see if it sticks!" "Shut up ugly boy." Hephaestus said. "1. You are really bad at comebacks and 2. Hera threw you off Olympus because you are so ugly." I said. "You damn right I did!" *Hera screams in background* "I give you the power of blacksmithing and immune of fire." Hephaestus said. He ran/limped away and then fell. "Run bitch, ruuuuuuunnn!" I yelled after him. "Next in line!" I call. That's when SHE walked up to me. I gasped…..

*GASP!* Who's next in line? Tune in text time to find out. Chapter 2 will be posted in the next few days. Love it? Hate it? Review. 8)