p id="docs-internal-guid-5e9d86c8-a9f6-f181-73ef-39d0a0d7455b" dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I, Skylar Sarah Serenity Rose Jupiter Jones Smith, woke up one morning, and looked in a mirror, I looked fucking perfect. And i mean fucking perfect. /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I then ran outside, and heard my bff screaming for me. Her real name was Jane, but even one called her Clock, next to her was her boyfriend razor/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I ran to them, "Hey clock!" "hey blade!" she yelled back at me "guess what" she yelled again "what?!' i yelled back "theres this show called hetalia that you NEED to watch!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I nodded, ran home and skipped school watching TV. My parents didnt care because they never care they hate me they didnt even get me the iphone7 plusthey are the worst parents like ever once they even fotgot to get me tickets to die stab rippy die witch is the nest band ever/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"i watched like five episodes and noticed something i looked just like england/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"i gasped oh my god i needed to ask my parents about this/span/p
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p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline;"Author's Note: THIS IS A JOKE! I repeat, this is a joke, and IS supposed to be BAD! /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline;"If your wondering why I'm writing this, it's because it would be easy to write, and I'm getting writer's block, but still want to write at the same time. /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I then ran outside, and heard my bff screaming for me. Her real name was Jane, but even one called her Clock, next to her was her boyfriend razor/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I ran to them, "Hey clock!" "hey blade!" she yelled back at me "guess what" she yelled again "what?!' i yelled back "theres this show called hetalia that you NEED to watch!"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"I nodded, ran home and skipped school watching TV. My parents didnt care because they never care they hate me they didnt even get me the iphone7 plusthey are the worst parents like ever once they even fotgot to get me tickets to die stab rippy die witch is the nest band ever/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"i watched like five episodes and noticed something i looked just like england/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; vertical-align: baseline;"i gasped oh my god i needed to ask my parents about this/span/p
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p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline;"Author's Note: THIS IS A JOKE! I repeat, this is a joke, and IS supposed to be BAD! /span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 39.290751934051514px; font-family: Arial; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; vertical-align: baseline;"If your wondering why I'm writing this, it's because it would be easy to write, and I'm getting writer's block, but still want to write at the same time. /span/p
