17/09/2006 03:25:00

Disclaimer: Zelda and The Luna Lady do not own Harry Potter. If we did this would have happened already!

Voldemort had several thoughts as he lay there in his evil lair that night deciding what to do.

A: invite a couple of death eater pals over for a cocktail or two

B: Look at some prophecies

Or C: Go on a killing rampage

After much thought Voldemort decided to look up some prophecies before he went on a killing rampage.

Then he remembered a prophecy he heard about James and Lily potter's son Harry. It said that Harry and his soul mate Ginny Weasley put together would be the most powerful people in the wizarding world. So before long Voldemort had set out for Lily and James' house to kill Harry.

Voldemort burst open the door and prowled around the house ,screaming 'Crucio!'at Lily and James as they tried to bar the door that led to Harry's room.

"AVADA KED.. "

" Voldie!" a little boy with shaggy black hair ran towards Voldemort and began to hug his knees. The little boy gazed up at him with bright green eyes – 'please don't kill me! I be good! Mum and daddy mean! They wont let me watch charmed!"

Voldemort gazed down at Harry in amazement

'bb-uut,your Harry Potter! And you are to young to watch charmed! Unless you are evil…'

' I hate being good all the time. Mummy and Daddy say you're bad but I like you!'

Voldemort sighed " You're too small!'

' please uncle Voldie- please take me away with you!"

Voldemort looked down at Harry again as he showed him those puppy dog eyes.

"Ok, fine, just as long as you work for me"

Harry grinned and climbed on Voldemort's back as they apparated to his lair.

The next day things are not going well at Oldie Moldie's lair…

AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! Yelled voldemort.

Harry: Abracadabra!

Voldie: No you stupid child it's avada kedavra! What have I done!?!?!

Will Harry learn the Avada Kedavra curse?

Will Moldie / Voldie soften up?

Will Voldemort have a cocktail with his death eater pals?

Find out in the next chapter

Killing Ginny Weasley

By The Luna lady and Zelda

Disclaimer: Zelda and The Luna Lady do not own Harry Potter. If we did this would have happened already!

'Now my dear Harry," Said Voldemort 'I have a special treat for you"

'Do I get to crucio a death eater yet, like you did to my parents?" said Harry eagerly.

'No, my dear Harry, this is something much better" Voldemort said with an evil sneer.

'We are going to ransack the Weasley house!!!"

' Oh goodie!" Harry exclaimed then Voldemort glared at him

' What did I Tell you Harry?"

' Oh, I mean, how brilliantly evil that will be"

'Slightly better Harry me boy, Work on it"

'Yes Sir"

At The Burrow..

'It's so dark Voldie.."

'That's so they can't see us"

'ah"

' Now , we shall climb into that window over there and then we shall both crucio the first person we see. Got it? do you remember the spell?'

'Yes, I have been practicing it on my death eater babysitters"

"Exellent"

As soon as Harry and Voldemort climbed through the window they cast a crucio spell on nine year olds Fred on George who. They were raiding the fridge even though the Weasley family had just finished their dinner (two minutes ago!).

Then as the death eaters marched upstairs, Voldemort gave Harry a pep talk

'now Harry If you go up the stairs and turn left you will see a white door covered in blue butterflies." "real butterflies?" interrupted harry "Yes! This is Ginny Weasley's room. Now Harry I want you to practice your crucio on her while I deal with the parents'

Alright said Harry , and he toddled up the stairs jostling the death eaters as he went.

Harry turned the door handle and tried to get in (the butterflies were getting tangled in his hair). He was about to practice his crucio spell when he looked at Ginny properly for the first time in his short life.

He was completely dumbstruck . All he could say was 'I can't kill you, your hair is such a pretty orange'