Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the A&W franchise. Thank you, have a nice day.

For Days Knight, and her obsessiveness with the awesomeness that is A&W Root Beer.

Prompt: A&W Root Beer tastes amazing, but Diet A&W Root Beer tastes like crap.

AU, crack, sasunaru, if you squint.


"I don't care what you say! A&W Root Beer is the BEST!"

"I'm not saying it's not, I'm just saying that Diet tastes better, and is better for you."

"Actually Sakura, it's hardly any better for you. It's about equally bad actually, just in a different way."

"Ino, shut up, I didn't ask for your opinion… and you're supposed to be on my side damn it Pig!"

"Oh don't be such baby, forehead."

"How can you say that it tastes better? Ew! No! Diet A&W is disgusting!"

"You know what, I call for a vote!"

"I agree with Ino's youthful suggestion!"

"Fine! Let's get this over with; Shika, you start."

"How troublesome: Original."

*munch* "Original." *munch*

"Diet."

"Hyuuga!"

"Shut up Uzumaki."

"Original I guess… though I usually don't drink Root Beer in general…"

"Original."

"Original all the way! Right Akamaru?"

"Woof!"

"Original in all its youthfulness! Yosh!"

"O-o-orig-inal."

"Whoot Hinata-chan!"

"Don't give me that look Forehead. Original."

"You're a traitor Pig. Diet, not that it matters now."

"Wait, Sasuke hasn't voted!"

"Diet."

"But Sasuke!"

"I don't like sweet things."

"Well it doesn't matter. Nine vs. three – ten vs. three if you count Akamaru, which I do! Original reigns supreme!"

"Naruto, shut up."

"Ow… you didn't have to hit me."

"Just. Shut. Up."

"Okay! Ow! Sasuke help!"

"You should know by now not to piss off Sakura, Naruto. I'm not helping you with anything, now get off of me."

"But she's going to kill me!"


I was too lazy to do anything but dialogue. Hope it turned out okay!

Day, you really kill me sometimes, you know that?

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!

~DL