Mastermind
'Little Carl, you have 10 seconds to give me back my parfait.' Makoto Nanaya had dealt with enough shenanigans for one day. Firstly, Kagura was still her superior which meant copious amounts of sexual harassment. Plus her friends had begun to pester her about her uniform, insisting that such a combat suit wasn't suited for a time of peace (i.e. they were tired of the looks their friend got from all the males in the area, especially Noel.), and now she finally gets home to enjoy her beloved nut parfait… only to find Carl Clover had hidden the precious frozen treat within the folds of his dimension warping cape, 'I am truly sorry Miss Nanaya but you see… I just can't give my hostage up without receiving my ransom. After all, why else do you think I went through all this trouble?' "Ransom? What the hell is he thinking?! The only thing he's gonna get if he doesn't give me back my yummy precious is a swift planet buster!" 'Carl…' Makoto growled while glaring daggers into the poor boy's soul, 'GIVE. ME. MY. PARFAIT.' Carl swooned and much to the female's chagrin grinned like a certain brainless blonde hokage~-wannabe, 'By the gods you're beautiful when you're angry~' Fed up with the lovesick boy's antics Makoto hefted him into the air with one arm and clenched a fist and raised it for a warning with the other. Knowing the harm that would befall him if he did not comply with her silent demand Carl quickly handed over the stolen deliciousness and was sent out the door with a burning red face, eyes full of tears, and a bottom that would be stinging for weeks.
Kicked Puppy
Carl grinned victoriously as he observed himself in the window of the local NOL branch. "Hehehe there's no way this can fail. Miss Makoto has never been one to resist my charms before… though all those resulting glomps were unintended on my part." The young man had intentionally scraped both his knees, ripped his clothes, left Ada at Litchi's Clinic (she was comfortable and safe there with Linhua), and of course had paid a local thug to cause him minor bruising in all areas but his face; after all, his entire plan hinged around that particular asset. Hiding the thorns of the rosebush had the desired effect of adding scratches to his damaged skin and giving him a dramatic reveal once his target arrived… and there she was, a goddess walking amongst mortals, the owner of his heart and soul, First Lieutenant Makoto Nanaya. Oh her soul was as gorgeous as the heavens and possessing a body that matched such a lofty achievement made her one of, if not the most sought after girl in all the world. Gracelessly allowing himself to plummet at her feet the young man sniffled and whimpered, expertly incorporating his father's ruthless lessons on proper theatre performances into his own acting. Oh boy… here we go again." Thought the irate beast kin, after several attempts on her affections that involved Carl as the schemer Makoto was used to his ploys and was growing tired of them and increasingly angered with the perpetrator as the days dragged on. "My darling… (Insert dramatic cough) I am leaving this world as we speak. As a last request, I humbly beg of you to grant me but a single kiss from your heavenly lips…' 'No.' with that the girl took off into the building and towards her office, leaving the love sick teenager behind in the dirt, cursing his father's teaching skills or rather lack thereof.
(UN) lucky
"Alright, there's no way I can possibly fail this time!" Carl clover thought smugly to himself. "After all, if there's one thing I know about Makoto-dono, it's that she would NEVER let down a friend in need! I mean, sure the attempt to take her parfait as a hostage ended in a brutal spanking (although, it was quite nice to have her hand there even if it was to cause me pain) and yes, she did leave my injured person in the dirt when I attempted to sway her pity… and so what if the other dozen or so attempts on her heart have failed and even my sister has been telling me to quit while I still have a head on my shoulders. I know that this time I will finally claim a kiss from the lips of the legendary Makoto Nanaya! (Insert POV change here) Carl was laying on her bed in a cliché prince charming outfit, feigning the famous sleeping beauty curse, and awaiting a kiss from his beloved heroine. "OK, THAT DOES IT! If he wants a kiss, I'll give the whole damn shebang!" Stomping her way to the bed she roughly grabbed the boy and pulled him into a feral series of actions, all the while the poor and overwhelmed fool wailed, 'No Makoto-dono, YAMATE!'
AN: So… Yeah all in all this took me about a half hour (plus 5 minutes for the edits)… so I just want some feedback about this and my previous stories. My thanks go out to keyz05 and Aoi Hyoudou for their reviews, and to darkhellfireprince and Taromaru for their favorites, you people are truly too kind. Remember ANY feedback is now positive feedback in my book, although any advice about how I could improve as a writer, especially for stories about these two loveable characters would be greatly appreciated. In short, R&R please!
