WTFizz
Chapter 1: Intro
We decided to do a thing with the admins so one, you were able to figure out what they were like or at least their alternate side. And who doesn't like fun times with admins of accounts? Holiday specials will be a definite.
~ Ollie's P.O.V ~
I'm on my way to Zammy's house, let's see what fun thing he has for us today… I'm so enthused. I roll my eyes and kept walking. I get a text and go to read it.
"Mama, Are you able to pick me up from school today?" Krea had text me. I bared my rather sharp teeth as my ears went back.
"Nope, can't sorry" I HATED when she did that it is RUDE considering she never texts me…
"Why not :(" Since she never got the hit that it was fucking rude before….
"It's fucking rude to ask me to do something to YOUR benefit when you hardly even text me. Do you KNOW how much that pisses me off?!" It was rare for me to go off like that to their faces or through phone. I missed the times the three of us had usually spent together but things haven't been normal. Zammy's always pissed off and him being bipolar doesn't make anything better. Say or do one tiny thing and he's an atomic bomb. With Krea, it's different, she doesn't get mad easily but some of the shit that comes out of her mouth is annoying to both me and Zammy.
"I'm sorry… You going to zammy's I take it?" She asks. She is in walking distance, she lives about 20-30 minutes in walking distance from her school.
"Yeah, why..?" I was hoping she wasn't trying to invite herself over.
"I'll meet you there in about 15 minutes!" I facepalmed and sighed.
"You better ask Zammy first."
"I will mom" To make things clear, no I'm not her actual mom, I'm about a year older than she is, but I have motherly instincts that made me a mother to her which I didn't mind. I guess I was so distracted by my phone I ran into the gate of Zamorak's property. My brown locks falling in front of my face until I pushed them back.
"There's a gate there.." I looked up hearing his voice but saw no one. I felt something grab my sides, I yelped and elbowed something that felt like metal. OH SHIT
"I am so sorry!"
"Don't be, but thank god I wore armor that time or you prolly would've broken something." His three in a half inch layered golden blond hair shone as the beams of the sun hit it. "Do it again and I'll have your head mounted upon my wall." He glared getting up but smirked stalking around me like a cat would to its prey. "You and I both know I'd enjoy a bear mounted upon my wall…~" He chuckled darkly.
"That I know wouldn't be a lie…" I shivered slightly at the thought. "But how didn't I see you?! Where the hell were you anyways?" I was curious and I tilted my head slightly to the left.
"Blacksmithing. I wanted to make a new sword. So I did, so sharp it'd cut through you like butter"
"There had to be another reason why… Why would you be wearing armor.."
"Okay, I went out and killed a couple things, so what. It's just food."
"How about I take us all out tonight so you're not constantly being violent and well in general barbaric."
"I still have technology…"
"That's not the point I'm getting at." I looked at my phone "Your boo is flirting with me again.."
"He does that. I don't like it either…" I didn't hear what he had to say as I was too busy going off on this fucker. So god damn disrespectful… as I was going off, Zammy picked me up and carried me over his shoulder as we walked inside.
"I don't get you sometimes… You have some of the highest technology, but you go outside instead.
"Look at it like this… I don't always want to be sheltered inside my house. I have been for the past week so I'm trying to make up for it.
"I'm HOME~!" Krea burst in through the door. Zammy looked at her.
"I'm curious, why are you here..?" He looked at the mortal before him and took off his chest plate of armor. The teenager, about 17, ignored her elders question and looked at the runes he had. "Leave those alone. Those are NOT something to play with."
"You know I am doing this for a reason right…"
"You don't have a reason to touch them young lady!" I had scold her
"Well I don't want to be treated like a child… I'm almost eighteen"
"Well if you stopped acting like a child we might not treat you like one…" Zammy growled and sighed. "So how was school?"
"Janet tried to fucking talk to me again…" She sighed "She's still jealous because she doesn't have people like you guys to hang out with.." I snorted.
"That was so sappy!" I began to laugh.
"I'm Egbert for a reason." Krea winked and Zammy sighed because that's all she'd ever talk about.
"DIFFERENT TOPIC" the blond said a bit loudly.
"So it was just her talking to you that pissed you off..?" I looked at her as I tried to change the subject.
"Well that and her boyfriend is an ass. He told Bee to go fucking kill herself. That pisses me off, why would you even tell someone that?! Well Janet is jealous of you guys. I remember she sent Zammy a text trying to threaten him."
"Yeah and I wanted to unleash hell onto her ass…" He muttered "Go on?"
"Then we had a discussion in class about gay pride and almost everyone was against it. They said they don't have a right to do that and that the next time they have one they'd go there to bomb the place. Though they got in trouble for it.."
"At least they got in trouble for it.." I ruffled the darker brown locks of my child. "It'll get better soon"
"So what're we doing today?" Krea looked at us, Zammy shrugged but went to go get dressed since he knew we were gonna go out and do something.
"Well I was thinking we were going to go out and do something for a change."
"That involves walking…"
"Yepp, we're definitely doing something." I sighed. "We need to go out anyways, exercise really isn't going to kill you."
"Yes it iiiis"
"No it wont, we all could use it" Zammy appeared out of nowhere. He wore an orange hoodie with an Assassins Creed Unity shirt, grey skinny jeans and tore up black converse.
"I hate how you can teleport sometimes…" I couldn't help but to be startled. "And you're a fucking TWIG with muscles and shit, you don't need exercise, you need FOOD." Krea looked at herself and saw her fluff and began to play with it
"I want to lose this… but then again I like it. So I guess I don't care and too much muscle is- ugh. Zammy's is okay since it's not too much but then again I'm not into men." Krea shrugged.
"Uh huh… Anyways, shouldn't we get going?" Zammys arms crossed over his chest.
"Five more minutes on the couch and I'm good…"
"C'mon Krea, we're going." I sighed and pulled her up.
"Wait I have a question? When are we able to go to a convention together again?"
"We'll be able to soon, next one. Isn't it in Junus?" I pulled out my phone and searched it "So it is. I can't necessarily promise… But I'll try"
"I might… Things happen here and there, if I knew for sure, I'd tell you."
"Alright.. I just wanted to know because I don't really like going there by myself." Krea yawned "God I'm tired…"
"Get used to it kid." Zammy sighed, stepping outside, it was already the month of Maj and it was hotter than hell here but some of us were more used to it than others. Krea kept complaining.
"Relax as soon as we get to my house we'll get into Chipper.." I was very irritated right now. She was always too lazy to do anything and it just bothered me. We still had about another mile to go but Zammy sat on the ground. "You okay?" I looked at him worriedly. He signaled both of us over and had us put a hand on his shoulder as he used some of his rune and began to chant. Krea looked at everything with awe. A light picked us up, lifting us off the ground. I couldn't see anything but white until we fell out of the sky a couple feet, Zammy landed perfectly fine as he was used to this kind of thing. Krea fell on the ground and began to complain about her pain. I did get hurt but nothing I couldn't handle. A slight pulse in my arm as I laid on it a bit longer, I stood up and helped Krea into the two door vehicle where she sat in the back so she could lay down.
"Well that was fun." The only male present had chuckled softly
"No it wasn't!" Krea whined
"Hey, you were curious about them and I got you to stop complaining about walking."
"I'm hungry.." the darker brunette stated as her stomach had growled
"Well… we're about to get food…" I sighed as I put the key in the ignition and turned it sideways. "I want Olive Garden…"
"I SECOND THAT" Krea was 'starving' so she pretty much yelled that from the backseat as if she were in the very back of a limo.
"God DAMN can you not do that again?!" He snapped for the both of us. I began to drive, I am a speed demon so I hurried up trying to get there because I was pretty hungry myself.
I am stopping it right there because I am now hungry and going to scavenge for food. I might try to finish this later but for now I am leaving it like this and Holiday specials will be released soon.
