Pikachu like Ketchup - by not Jaida


One night Pikachu woke up in middle of night.

"I want ketchup!" Pikachu say.

Pikachu walk to kitchen and grab ketchup.

"Ketchup!" Pikachu say.

Pikachu open ketchup and spill ketchup all over self.

"Oh no! Ketchup!" Pikachu starts cry.

Ash wake up.

"Pikachu you wounded!" He yell.

"Ketchup!" Pikachu wail.

"Pikachu we get you to pokemon center!"

~*~_At Pokemans Center_~*~

Nurse Joy see Ash. "Ash what wrong?"

"Pikachu hurt!" Ash cry.

"KETCHUP" Pikachu yells.

"Oh no! We must help right away!" Nurse Joy say.

Pikachu get sent to back of pokemons center.

Ash look at Nurse Joy "Pikachu okay?"

"Pikachu need ketchup, silly Ash."

Then Ash went to the store and bought Pikachu a huge bottle of Ketchup and Pikachu ate it and died of poisioning. AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

~****~3END3~****~

[By Jaida's mentally retarded friend.]