Would the Razor Bend?
AN: This is my first ever fan fiction!! Sorry if it's a little OOC.
EPOV
"Hey Jasper?"
"Yeah?"
"If I were to go emo, and try to cut myself would the razor bend?"
"Why are you asking me that?!"
"Well you are kind of emo."
"OKAY JUST BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOUR EMOTIONS DOESN'T MEAN I'm EMO!!"
"Okay, okay, sorry sorry!! But will you try it with me?"
Jasper sighed, "fine just don't call me emo!!"
"Yay!"
Jasper and I grabbed a big pile of razors that appeared, out of thin air on the counter in the kitchen. We sat down on the living room floor and tried to cut ourselves.
"Oh look I'm so emo
BPOV
I sneakily as I could, snuck up to the front door of the Cullen's house. I opened the door and tippy toed into the living room, where I saw, Edward and Jasper sitting on the floor, trying to cut themselves!!
"OMG!! Edward why are you cutting yourself?! I thought you were happy in our relationship!! What did I do? Did that emo guy Jasper influence you to do this?! I knew jasper would take advantage of his power like that…" I said very fast, I don't even think that vampires could understand me. I was wrong.
"Shh, shh, shh, now… I'm going to answer your questions just calm down, …you too Jasper."
"CALM DOWN HOW CAN I CALM DOWN SHE CALLED ME EMO!! THIS NAME CALLING IS ALMOST ENOUGH TO MAKE ME EMO!!"
"calm down!!"
Jasper took a deep breath, "fine."
"Okay Bella, I was just trying to see if the razors bent if I tried to cut myself and jasper was helping me, I am very happy, you did nothing, and Jasper is not emo."
"Oh Okay…"I said, "well lets go" I said as I linked arms with him and we skipped off into the sunset singing "we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz…"
