Hey, guys this is another story! This story is all dialogue so it's supposed to be more funny then romantic! Jack and Kim are older and in a relationship so there is mature content!
Bold is jack
Italics is Kim
Regular is other
"Fuck you!"
"Again?"
"You're so childish."
"Is that what turns you on, pedophile."
"Jack, don't be so gross!"
"Sorry it's where my mind went."
"Your mind went years ago."
"But you still love me."
"…"
"Hey you know your parents aren't home."
"Let's watch a movie."
"I don't want to watch a dumb chick flick."
"But after I feel so vulnerable and weak and I just want to be close to someone and-"
"Pick a movie any movie."
"Works every time."
"…"
"Jack I said after the movie."
"But I'm already on top of you."
"That's because you started kissing me and somehow managed to get me on the couch."
"…."
"Jack my sister isn't in bed yet."
"I thought she was, it doesn't matter she's downstairs."
"…"
"Kim why are you playing dress-up with Jack on the couch?"
"Shit!"
"Jack! We um were just making sure that we didn't have any scrapes. Go back downstairs and watch some TV, okay."
"Okay!"
"…."
"Jack she just about saw us doing it."
"But I wanna check you for scrapes, I can kiss them better."
"We are going to watch a movie."
"Parents couldn't of stopped after one mistake, could they?"
"…"
"Ow Kim don't bite!"
"Go make me some popcorn!"
"….."
"Okay, okay I'm going no need to glare!"
"Thanks babe, I love you!"
"…."
"Jack put a shirt on we can't do it right now!"
"I never said we could."
"…."
"I thought you said we couldn't do it right now?"
"That was before you took your shirt off!"
"…."
"Are you still checking for scratches, Kimmy?"
"…"
"God damn it, Kira I'm trying to get laid here!"
"I'm sorry, what is getting laid?"
"I'm going to make a baby with Kim!"
"Jack!"
"Can I keep one of the babies?"
"YES! Now go so we can make babies!"
"…"
"That wasn't a very smart way of handling it!"
"Why can't we go in your room again?"
"Because Kyle couldn't sleep so I put him in my room with the TV!"
"Why can't we just use your parents?"
"Jack that is so gross!"
"What, I'm just saying we can clean the sheets and everything we have the house to ourselves for the weekend!"
"….."
"Kyle go downstairs and watch TV okay!"
"Yay!"
"…"
"Jack where is the condom!"
"Shit!"
Okay that was it, yes it had some mature content! If you liked it review and tell me and I might do another one!
