I wrote this while I was supposed to be studying Spanish. (Another case of extreme boredom) So, I sacrificed my education for this! (Not really, it was fun) So enjoy!

"Just look at her, Cin, she's right over there! The one with her back turned to us-and the long brown hair!" Mace Windu pointed out his new girlfriend to his friend Cin Draillg.

Cin frowned. "She's... a bit tall. And broad shouldered, isn't she?" He critiqued.

"She's a very well-muscled woman, that's all," Mace sniffed. "And I like the tall type."

Cin rolled his eyes. "Whatever you say."

"Just wait until you meet her. She's beautiful," Mace promised.

Cin stared at the woman a little way down the hall. "Yeah, I can actually picture her already!" He sheepishly glanced at Mace. "She wouldn't happen to have an identical twin sister... would she?"

"Nope; sorry," Mace smugly replied. "Only one well-muscled woman in this Temple."

"Force, you're lucky," Cin remarked wistfully.

"I am," Mace said. "We have a date tonight."

"Does she dance?" Cin asked, instantly interested.

"Yes," Mace replied. "It's a-maz-ing."

"Wow. She's everything a guy could want. Not every woman is that capable."

"And she's mine," Mace added haughtily

"Who is?" Obi-Wan Kenobi pounced on the conversation at the mention on girls.

"My girlfriend." Mace pointed down the hall to the being with long hair. Obi-Wan stared, then squinted, then let out a snicker.

"Don't insult my girlfriend!" Mace admonished.

"Oh-no! I-I wasn't- she's – she's a hot chick. So hot."

"You betcha, kid," Mace answered, smugger than ever. He glanced at Cin. "Wanna meet her?"

"Yes!" Cin answered immediately.

Mace swaggered down the hall, Cin right behind him. A few feet away from her, he called out, "Hey, babe," In a cool and seductive voice sure to please her.

…And around turned a very confused Qui-Gon Jinn.

I cracked up so bad during this fic. What did you all think of it? I'm really wondering; did anyone suspect Mace's "girlfriend" was Qui-Gon before the end? This is the first fic of a new year! Ya know, I hear it's good luck if you review the fic of the New Year. (hint, hint.) Yeah, it's a… an ancient fanfiction Legend.