The Rich

And Quaint

Disclaimer: I've had this in my head off and on and thought I'd finally do something with it.


"Hi, I'm Clark Kent."

"And I'm Lex Luthor, and together, we are..."

"The Rich and Quaint!" Finished Clark and both he and Lex smiled big wide cheesy smiles.

Lex then continued. "Chances are that you've probably seen some of our videos on the internet from time to time. If not, well, after this you'll know after you look us up."

The cheesy smiles were replaced by ones with a strong amount of eagerness to them that made some curious and others nervous. "But be advised, folks, doing what we're about to do is not to be repeated by anybody else. Unless of course you want to get sued for all your worth or get hurt cause things weren't well planned out." Clark added as the camera veered from them to show three black limos stacked on top of one another.

Seconds later saw the camera back on to the two still eagerly grinning duo as Lex pulled out some pictures. "Inside each limo are some things we took from my father's collection. A collection he took years to put together, mind you. These pictures we took earlier are of what we put in the limos."

"And thanks in part to a friend of mine who sarcastically suggested something along the lines of Luthor property getting smashed to Hell, we thought why not make that a reality cause the idea was just too good to pass up on." That eager grin of Clark's was really starting to get certain nervous folks even more nervous then what they were before.

Even some of the curious were starting to feel that way as well! "Sometimes, dad, you have to do away with the old and in with the new."

"Or at least… Free up some space instead of looking like a hoarder or something." Clark said with a shrug.

Those watching watched as the very up to no good duo went and hid themselves behind a specially made bunker. Clark spoke up again. "And while we can't name names for who we got to help with this, just know that if you did know their names, they'd love your business. Even if they are all the way in Canada."

The two eager boys then looked to the side, the camera revealing one Lucas Luthor. Who just seemed just as eager as the two boys did! "Say, little brother, you want the honor of smashing dear old dad's limos?" Lex asked of his little brother as he handed over a remote to the third boy.

Who looked like Christmas had come especially early for him that year. And had he known of Lionel's reaction in that moment, he'd be especially ecstatic! "Lex, I never thought you'd ask!"

"Ohh man, this is gonna be great. This almost rivals the time I stacked those trucks on top of Whitney Fordman's."

Lex looked at Clark with raised eyebrows. "How'd you pull that one off? Especially in the amount of time it took for you to get out of that field after I found you strung up like a Scarecrow that night."

Clark looked at him and then at the camera and wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. "Farm life is a wonderful thing, baby!" Declared the young man with a shit eating grin on his face.

Knowing he wasn't gonna get anymore out of his best friend and brother in all but blood, the bald billionaire wisely let it go. Well, at least for show anyway! "Alright, Lucas, hit that button!" Crowed Clark excitedly.

"Don't gotta tell me twice!"

And hit the button he did, allowing all to see a wrecking ball come falling down on to the three stacked limos. Resulting in a huge explosion in the process. "WHOO!" Cheered all three boys as everyone watching looked on in shock!

Luthorcorp Plaza

Rare was the sight of Lionel Luthor, CEO of Luthorcorp, jumping up and down thanks to the absolute rage he was currently feeling over what he'd just witnessed on television. "I WILL MAKE THOSE THREE REGRET THIS FOR AS LONG AS THEY LIVE! I SWEAR IT! DO YOU BOYS HEAR ME!? I WILL RUIN YOU ALL!"

Kent Farm

"Martha, I know I should be really disappointed in Clark, but this? This is the best thing I've ever witnessed."

Martha just rolled her eyes with a shake of the head over her husband's reaction. Those boys clearly need supervision in that mansion!

Talon

"Those three are SO dead." Pete remarked but loving the Hell out of the fact Clark had taken words he'd said and ran with it in the way he did!

"Oh God, that smile..." Murmured Lana dreamily.

"Farm life really does do wonderful things." Chloe added just as dreamily.

Pete just shook his head at the two as both snapped out of their dream states to glare at the other where Clark was concerned!

Meanwhile, Back With The Boys

"You know, guys… We shoulda brought some sticks and S'mores." Remarked Clark as he, Lex, and Lucas all stood a fair distance away from the burning wreck of three stacked limos.

"A good day's work is a wonderful feeling." Lex added with a satisfied sigh.

"I may never con gambling dens again after this."

The trio then looked at the camera and gave it several thumbs up. "This has been another fun filled edition of the Rich and Quaint!" Clark began with Lex speaking next.

"But don't worry, we have plenty more to come but we feel you'll have plenty to keep yourselves occupied with where past moments of us are concerned."

"And now, we're gonna go find some girls and have some fun!"

Clark's eyes lit up as he thought of a certain Brunette but Lex beat him too it. "And yes, Clark, we'll drop by the Talon."

"EXCELLENT!"

The screen then went blank.


Author's Notes: Heh… Sorry, had to get this out of my head. Hope folks will have enjoyed!