Title: G-Script is X-rated

Author: kchanlp

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Nonsense, Slight OCC... Tsuna being horrified?

Prompt: I – 76. 8059 - phallic symbol; "everything has meaning in Gokudera's eyes... and in Yamamoto's"

Summary: "So you think your sword is better than my dynamite?"


"So you think your sword is better than my dynamite?"

"Haha, I didn't say it was better… I just think your dynamite is easier to handle."

"Tch, that's bullshit. My dynamite can take your sword down anytime."

"Haha, really?"

"Really."

"Well, I don't know about that… My sword can cut pretty deep, you know."

"Oh, really?"

"Really."

"You forget that my dynamite can strike a larger radius, idiot."

"Ahaha, if we talk about numbers, shouldn't we consider my batting average, then?"

"What about it?"

"Ah, you know I'm better in throwing things out of the field, right?"

"Says who, moron?! Do I have to remind you what I can do with my dynamite and the right propulsion?"

"Ah, I remember when you used fireworks during the summer festival…"

"Damn right, so shut up before saying something so stupid!"

"Haha, but later I got a hit with the pistol, remember?"

"…Damn."

"Haha, see?"

"Oh yeah? Next time we'll see if you can handle it, idiot."

"Hum, really?"

"Really."

"Good… last time you didn't let me try the choco-bananas."

"What, you still winning about that?"

"Ah, I let you get a popsicle… What's wrong about a choco-banana?"

"…We'll see."

"Haha, great!"

"Tch, wipe that stupid smile of your face."

"Haha, I was thinking…"

"What?"

"Since we're in recess now…"

"…What?!"

"Haha, wanna do some shooting training?"

"Now?"

"Yeah… To check if my pistol's in good shape, you know."

"…Fine. But don't think I'll go easy on you, idiot. My gun it's pretty loaded."

"Haha, I can take it…"

"Then let's go."

"Ok!"

When both left, there was an awkward silence in the far side of the meeting room. Tsuna stared wide eyed at the door as if it would suddenly combust and Ryohei just stared dumbly at it.

"Oy, Sawada…"

"Huh?" Tsuna his attention to the Sun Guardian, still looking horrified.

"I didn't get anything they were talking about! It was weird, to the extreme!" the Boss of the Vongola simply stared at his friend. He remembered a time where he too was innocent and oblivious, thinking that that meaningless bickering was just bickering, not knowing that everything has meaning in Gokudera's eyes… and in Yamamoto's.

"Me neither, nii-san. Me neither." Because it was better to think his friends were just fighting not – Tsuna blushed – …

…Dirty talking in code.