okay, I was bored, so... uh... here:

TOP 20 WAYS TO ANNOY KANKURO

1.Replace "the Crow" with a Barney puppet

2.Spike his drink with five Lunesta pills (continue with 3)

3.While he's sleeping, put him in Gaara's bed

4.Spike his drink with seventy-nine laxatives so he makes poo-poo

5.Hide his stereo and make it continuously play "The Emo song"

6.Tell him that girls are afraid of guys that wear make-up (continue with 7)

7.Ask him if he is a girl

8.Go up to him and say, "Kankuro, I'm sorry, I broke "the Crow"... not!"

9.Steal "the Crow" and while he's asleep, wake him up with it doing the robot

10.Tell Temari he "did something" with Tenten

11.Steal Gaara's bear and put it in his room

12.Force him to watch Michael Jackson and Orochimaru all night long

13.Tell him, "Oops, I accidentally switched your and Gaara's make-up!"

14.Make him sign a contract with Disney channel

15.Do the same thing as #5, except this time play "How to Save a Life"

16.Kidnap him and tape him up to Temari's ceiling when Shikamaru comes over

17.Threaten to release a tape of his "training" with Baki

18.Force him to go hunting with Dick Cheney

19.Tell him that you're dressing up like him for Halloween

20.Force him to watch Oxygen (that women channel) for three days straight

Well, there you go.