okay, I was bored, so... uh... here:
TOP 20 WAYS TO ANNOY KANKURO
1.Replace "the Crow" with a Barney puppet
2.Spike his drink with five Lunesta pills (continue with 3)
3.While he's sleeping, put him in Gaara's bed
4.Spike his drink with seventy-nine laxatives so he makes poo-poo
5.Hide his stereo and make it continuously play "The Emo song"
6.Tell him that girls are afraid of guys that wear make-up (continue with 7)
7.Ask him if he is a girl
8.Go up to him and say, "Kankuro, I'm sorry, I broke "the Crow"... not!"
9.Steal "the Crow" and while he's asleep, wake him up with it doing the robot
10.Tell Temari he "did something" with Tenten
11.Steal Gaara's bear and put it in his room
12.Force him to watch Michael Jackson and Orochimaru all night long
13.Tell him, "Oops, I accidentally switched your and Gaara's make-up!"
14.Make him sign a contract with Disney channel
15.Do the same thing as #5, except this time play "How to Save a Life"
16.Kidnap him and tape him up to Temari's ceiling when Shikamaru comes over
17.Threaten to release a tape of his "training" with Baki
18.Force him to go hunting with Dick Cheney
19.Tell him that you're dressing up like him for Halloween
20.Force him to watch Oxygen (that women channel) for three days straight
Well, there you go.
