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Harry goes to IKEA "BRIIIIIING BRIIIIIING! BRRRRRIIIIING BRIIIIIIIIIIING!" the telephone rang shrilly. Vernon Dursley picked up the phone. "Hi Harry!beep! beep!............... beep! Hello? Hello? Harry! Harry! Come in Harry!" " WHO, WHO IS THIS?" said Uncle Vernon. "Oh...........BEEP! Is Harry there?" said a boy's voice. "Ah..... yes." said Uncle Vernon "BOY! BOY! THERE'S SOMEONE ON THE...........THE....... TELEPHONE FOR YOU!" Shouted Uncle Vernon at the top of his lungs. "Oh!" Said Harry as he slid into the hallway. Right away, Harry knew this wasn't good. Uncle Vernon's face was a slight shade of purple. "DON'T TALK FOR LONG! I DON'T WANT OUR PHONE BILL THROUGH THE ROOF!" Barked Uncle Vernon. "Right Uncle Vernon." Harry picked up the reciever; "Hullo?" "Harry? Harry is that you? BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! This is Ron! BEEP BEEP!!" "Oh hi Ron! Ron, stop that beeping! You only have to dial the phone number once and then you just stop!" "Oh, right Harry! BEEP! Anyway, I was wondering if you wanted to go to a muggle furninture store, Hermione says it's the greatest thing, and we want to know if you could come. It's called Ikkkeai or Ikili or something. BEEP!" "Ikkili? OH! You must mean Ikea!" "Oh, that's it! BEEP! Anyway, can you come?" "Uh......... I dunno. I'll go ask my uncle." Harry skidded out of the hallway and into the living room where his uncle was sitting. "What?" Asked Uncle Vernon. " I go wanna Ikea to! Oops, I wanna to go Ikea with Ron. Oops, Can I go to Ikea with Ron?" said Harry, out of breath. "If those............... people............. pick you up IN A CAR!" said Uncle Vernon. "Thank you!" Harry skidded out back into the hall. "Ron? I can go!" "Great Harry! BEEP BEEP! We'll pick you up thursday. Ok? Bye! BEEP." Everything was set. HARRY WAS GOING TO IKEA!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! I'll come out with volume two in a bit, it won't take me long, I promise.