My brother really had fun sharing his disturbing mental world and after seeing it I have decided to share it with you. Warning: May cause insanity.
Roy Mustang known by the locals as Sparky began his morning looking into a toast related accident in which Al unwisely transferred some of his soul into a toaster; and making it jump around the kitchen while firing pieces of burnt toast into the eyes of innocent passersby. "I bet Ed put him up to this." Roy said to himself, and with a sigh went around in search of Ed and Al with the hopes that they could fix this problem before Riza Hawkeye found out and made him deal with it. The first place he looked was the dungeon. Where he found Armstrong with his shirt off and flexing his manly muscles in front of a huddled mass of whimpering, quivering, convicts. Glad he wasn't the one behind bars Roy tiptoed by and continued further down the dungeon where he found his friend, Maes Hughes showing pictures of his daughter to another group of terrified looking prisoners. As he passed the chamber he overheard Hughes saying excitedly "And here is the Halloween edition doesn't Elysia make a cute alien!" Backing away slowly Roy decided to return to his office where he found, to his udder horror, Riza with a huge stack of paper work for him. After placing the papers on his desk she bid him good morning and left; after making sure she was gone he began attempting to burn the documents, but alas they seemed to be made of a fire resistant material. Sighing, Roy took up the a pen and began to sign the papers.
