Just another day with Uqui and Grimm!

I DONT NOT OWN BLEACH OR AVRIL LAVIGNE


A certain blue hair'd espada was walking to the espada showers.

Everyone was staring at him not because his whistling was off key but because he was completely naked.

But of course with his level of intelligence Grimmjow didn't notice, instead he just looked at them and waved.

The number of nose bleed related death's that day where astounding.

Anyway he was still making his way to the shower to lazy to sonido. As soon as he made it there he heard a really high pitched voice that seemed to say

'HEY HEY YOU YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!'

Seemed like some other espada was in the shower, as well. He assumed it was Szyayel so he just opened the shower door so he could punch him in the face and tell him to sing a manly song.

But……when he opened the door he was not prepared to see what he saw…

"YAMMY WHAT THE HECK? Why where singing that!? I thought you knew better!" Grimmjow pretended to cry

"Im sorry Grimmjow…." Yammy kneeled down and hugs him "I wasent thinking."

Grimmjow's face turned tomato red and this time he did sonido away from the strong grip.

"IM NOT FREAKING GAY DON'T HUG ME, MAN!" (no affence to gays this was just in my head..) Grimmjow screamed and ran away.

Yammy turned around to his 'master' "The deed is done."

"Good job Yammy." Says his 'master', Ulquiorra and walks out of the shadows.

"You have done well. Here's a cookie." He tosses Yammy a cookie.

As we know Yammy he swallows it in one bite and doesn't even chew. Ulquiorra walks out of the showers he DID have cloths on though.

As soon as he was going to turn to get to his room STILL naked Grimmjow jumped in front of the smaller boy.

"Grimmjow what's the behind your back? And why aren't you wearing….cloths?"

Says Ulquiorra disgusted at the trash.

"Hehe pay back's a bitch Ulqui-chan."

Grimmjow then throws a water balloon filled with pink paint then when Ulquiorra is still in shock he ties a pink bow around his horn and sonido's over to his room.

Just then Szyael walks by and just stares at Ulquiorra apparently the paint went into his hair too.

"Awww you dyed your hair for me? I know Im amazing and all but AWWWW THANK YOU! No one's ever looked up to me before!!" Sob's Szayel and hugs Ulquiorra

"Oh some blue hair'd trash is SO gonna get it.." Ulquiorra mumbles under his breath as the squealing scientist continues to squeeze him.


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