Disclaimer: If I owned Lost I would get rid of Juliet!
Author's Note: This story is written by both Freckles-101 AND Whirlwind-2005. You should really go read Whirlwind's stories, they are the best. That, and she is my sister. So go read her stories.
Warning: This story is only for those that despise Juliet. If you are one of those Juliet-Jack-Lovers. Get out of this story now and never let me know you were here! If you despise Juliet like I myself do, leave me a note via review and let me know. Then at least I won't think I am the only one out there who hates her!
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Ways To Kill Juliet
1. Sawyer mistakes her for a polar bear.
2. Drowns while doing dishes in the ocean.
3. Give Kate a gun. Or Sawyer. Or Sayid.
4. Sawyer's "stray" ping pong ball hits her in the head.
5. Attacked by a Medusa spider.
6. The Monster gets her.
7. Blow her up.
8. Burry her alive.
9. Burned in a fire.
10. Push her off a cliff.
11. Prod her into the path of a mud slide.
12. One way ticket in the VW Bus down hill… with rocks at the bottom.
13. Sacrifice her to Rousseau.
14. Hit by lightning.
15. Learns that sharks have teeth.
16. Tortured by Sayid.
17. A bore gets her.
18. Bubonic plague.
19. Broken leg.
20. Bolder rolls over her.
More chapters to come. If you loved this story, or even just liked it, please review.
If you have more ideas on how to kill Juliet, let me know and they will appear in the next few chapters. Thx!
